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Things your ex can't see happen to you.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, come on, Steve.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ten things you have for us that your ex should
never ever see you do. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
These are things tell us.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
That you don't need your X to see happen to you.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You ready for the bird.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
She cannot see you on the bus, better be driving it.
She driving by, and your ass at the bus get load.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Here's another thing.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
She better not pull up at the restaurant and your
ass is the valet.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What what?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here's another one. She cannot be driving down.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
The freeway and look over there and your carr is
broken down. Another large These are things that your ex
cannot see happen to you.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Y'all in line?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
At the Walmart?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, she behind you and you don't know it in
your card. Don't go through God, God, and you turn
around in this hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's why I left you in the front.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
There's another thing your mama can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Happened to you, girl, I mean your girl, your ex girl.
Case see this happened to you. You done moved back
into your mama. She's leaving off some pack to your
mama for Mother's Days. You ask him about the basement
with some.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Hot shoes and a wife beater and.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
A white people will a cigarette behind you hear damn Johnny.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
And a coat overuse, ain't no heat.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
And here's one that you can't have having to you.
She find out no total this happened to you.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Your ex.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sends you a text that was meant for someone else.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wow, what the text say?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm in the shower, the door is open, followed by
I'm sorry that that.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Was that's cold. That's deliberate.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Man in ten instant crying, I'm in the shower, the
door is open, followed by I'm sorry that was nothing shower.
Here's another thing your ex can't find out about you.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You don't mess around and lost that good ass job.
She walking into you know you?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Now you down at the windy You're replaced in the
salad ball. She ain't there with the kids right right?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Mama? Ain't that mister Jerome? That working? That's called that's man?
Do you come to church walking? It just all went bad.

(03:31):
But here's my favorite one of all.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Drum roll cat ladies and gentlemen. This is the top
thing that your ex can never see happen to you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Here it is your new girlfriend. Look just like your brother.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
God oh man, man, my new lady, excuse.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You can't let them see you do that?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Em ever ever, ever, Oh, never have the move if
you got it going on that.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, you cannot let your X see your new girlfriend
talk to you crazy outside.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You can't do that. Oh that hurt. Oh somebody ain't
got it together.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Let me tell you that you can not seeing you
do washing.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Car, that the car will to return if they pull
up in that car and they look, I see you
out there washing car?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Is that what you don't want her to see you
do after cleaning? Porter Potter is your thought?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh you don't want her?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Glad we broke.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Up, man, No, you don't like You cannot be the
mascot at the birthday part. You cannot walk your ass
sitting there.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
No spongebox Square fancy he's her baby birthday part.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
He cannot be that is he chucking?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, what you doing and check it?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Job?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Cannot be at the birthday Porter and the mask.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're not gonna go for that.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Glad your ex cannot see you rummaging through a trash
put back there.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You have lost all your shame. Everybody else she can't
see it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
She cannot see you riding around town on your car
and you got that little doughnut on them.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
That hurts.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
He got.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Your ex. Can't see you. She had to stop. Yeah,
she can't see you pull up next to her. You
don't know as hell. You're on your brother bike. Oh
my god, sweating like hell, trying to make it work.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'll tell you what she can't see what. I'll tell
you what she can't see. She got them kids, and
pull up to McDonald's window. And you work in the window.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You taught I recognized.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
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