Wedding Reception Food - 05.16.25

Sometimes, you just can't win throwing a wedding reception...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jamira is a listener who's on V one oh one
point five in Jacksonville. Okay, it's one thing to RSVP
to an invitation, but to pick your food order when
you RSVP is stressful. Jamiria says, I was invited to
a wedding and was asked to r s VP and
select my food option. The wedding is not till August.

(00:23):
How do I know what I'm going to be in
the mood to eat in August? How what if I
choose chicken but the salmon looks better when I see
it on somebody else's plate? Does this seem crazy to you? Guys?
What do you think? It's? Jamiria?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right, Yeah, I'm just gonna tell you right now, Jamira,
if you order that chicken at these black people's wed,
you're gonna get some chicken.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Quit looking over here to everybody else's plate for the
salmon and the stuff. You're not getting the salmon because
you're gonna throw this whole wed not of whack. These
these ignorant people that ain't ever throw the wed before
and ask you your food order six months fota order
is made.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, they're cooking that chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
This weekend. But if you come into the reception, no,
we need to know what you're gonna order, so we
can get the right amount order because they not ordering
one plate too.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Many at this web but that far in advance.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, cause they got to know what this fit the
cost because somebody gonna be counting. Masie'd be okay, we
got sixty five chickens and we got thirty two salmon steaks.
We gotta get more of these salmon people over to
this chicken side. So we need this discount. And then
if you go, you may get it. You may get

(01:36):
a text back three months photo wear that says we
are all out of salmon at this point. We're chicken
do for you. That's when you know this was a
cost measure. See if you'd have got eighty people had
got the chicken, we was gonna get the chicken discount.
I beat all this salmon order. Just stop doing that.
Just serve chicken. Everybody eat chickens, sall. Marvin Hordon ordered

(01:59):
to my best friend. He don't eat chicken. He's never
he called it the dirty bird. He don't eat him. Yeah,
well he got me now, so because he don't eat
too much bread meat ain't big. I got in shape
now though, so it's okay. He don't like chicken, so
that's it. Marvin is the only person I know that
don't eat chicken. And the rest of y'all we having chicken,

(02:22):
having chicken and salad. You don't want the chicken, eat
the salad. Your vegan option is the salad. The meaty
option is the chicken. And we're gonna bring it out
there either way. And if you don't want the chicken,
rake it on the side of the table next to you.
And that's your vegan option. Yeah, that's your vegan option

(02:45):
right there.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right? Well, salmon again, salmon.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
L O N the al is sign or the G
in lasagna? John, you got gen.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
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