December 26, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Actually it's you, nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
With black people leaving?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
What is it so, Shirley? You know it's about some
people leave.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
They make a scene when they leave, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Some people leaving you just never know, you never know
they left, They just don't.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
But us, you're talking about us as a race, us
as a race. Yeah, people, we make a scene.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You understand I'm saying. We make a scene like this
right here, when you leaving the funeral. J my name
ain't even on the program. Go look at your granddaddy.
Come on, we leaving up out of here right now,
I'm telling you right now, we out how we ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
On the program. How may ain't no power bar.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
To make the scene? Got to make the scene us?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, you know when we leave, when we leave
a Weddy whoa, I said that right, yes, you did,
when we leave with wedd Look here what I said
it when I wasn't didn't know I was saying it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
When we leave a when.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How come I ain't got no place to see it?
Just so you know that ain't that baby, ain't yours
were out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm just telling you were out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
This is black people. When black people leave a scene,
we actually make us scene when we leave the movies.
Why I can't bring my own food in him? It's
my food.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's my food.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I leave, but I'm gonna tell all y'all the girl
died then since I got to go.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh, we gotta make it about us, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is us, baby, This is when black people we
make us scene. Look are we leaving.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The Little League game? Okay, my baby ain't playing the
whole game? What did I pay hate to find out of?
Ain'ty five dollar for you? Come on, chump chub, let's
go on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let's go, baby, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That is.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Did you said? Chip Chill?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, come on, chup chub, don't worry about it. We'll
get you another team. Baby.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You ain't got to put up with this head where
your uniform in school tomorrow? When black people leave the job,
we gonna make a scene. That's how we do it.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Will it turner?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's a good thing you fined me because I was
finn to quit anyway. Yeah, true, be tae true, be
to let it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Be known loud with it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Hey, Hey, I'll leave a Friday coming, So I got
to say come this Friday though.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Just so you know, I've been here ten years and
I'm stinning something the week. How about that? Yeah, country
into it because I've been stealing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I'm five grand up? When we leave a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Why do black people sit there and order the highest
thing on the bill knowing they ain't got it in
their pocket?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Eating four dollars? You know, I ain't got no tip
money now that that's ain't gonna grab some mints and.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Two picks on the way after the what a waiter,
waitress gotta suck?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, when we leave. When we leave a store, were
gonna make a scene. I didn't even know that they
had expirations on coupon.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I didn't even know that. Okay, I don't know why
y'all tripping at a dollars know anything?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why is y'all tripping being back in your beyond? They
don't expire? Why do y'all the dollar store?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Black people leave a scene? They make us.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Say that can I had one?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Can I add one?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
When they get put out the strip clood, you know
something like this, all I had was four dollars. Why
can't I stay in here?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just look what that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You keep picking your foat back up?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I had four dollars. I can't just stay here and
look I put money down. That wasn't look money down?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We are a trip.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, thinking about us, no matter what? Yeah is? Oh
that happened yesterday?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I did. I was at this taco place and the
lady apparently she was there yesterday, so she bought the
exact same thing, right, So she.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Gets it's a sister, so talk walk and she hang, girl,
how you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm like hey, So if she check out, the lady
wrung it up. So it was nine dollars the day
before whenever she was there, but it was eleven yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So she said, well, why is it eleven dollars?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And she said, well, ma'am, you got an extra order
of chips and kso I got there yesterday and she said, well,
let me see the receipt.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So that the girl pulled the receipt owt and she
gave it to her.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
She said, yeah, but they didn't charge you for the
kesso for the cheese yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, that ain't my problem.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm not gonna give you no two extra dollars because
they ain't in charge. I want to make I said,
here we go, but she on the phone the whole time,
and then she said, I don't want the case on.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
And the chips just rang up the taco salad man,
I said, always standing behind that person too.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, always it looked like and it looked like you
with them.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
When you step back two feet, got back and looking around, you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Try to let other people in front of your.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Own man separated. All right, thank you that you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
You can't do nothing around my crack and you're tattoo.
You can't sketch on it, you can't. You can't put
tracing paper on my crack. And I'm not gonna hold steal.
I just can't do it because I'm a clinch.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm gonna tell your paper.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Steve Harby Morn Show coming up right after
All right, Actually it's you, nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
With black people leaving?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
What is it so, Shirley? You know it's about some
people leave.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
They make a scene when they leave, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Some people leaving you just never know, you never know
they left, They just don't.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
But us, you're talking about us as a race, us
as a race. Yeah, people, we make a scene.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You understand I'm saying. We make a scene like this
right here, when you leaving the funeral. J my name
ain't even on the program. Go look at your granddaddy.
Come on, we leaving up out of here right now,
I'm telling you right now, we out how we ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
On the program. How may ain't no power bar.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
To make the scene? Got to make the scene us?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Oh yeah, you know when we leave, when we leave
a Weddy whoa, I said that right, yes, you did,
when we leave with wedd Look here what I said
it when I wasn't didn't know I was saying it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
When we leave a when.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How come I ain't got no place to see it?
Just so you know that ain't that baby, ain't yours
were out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm just telling you were out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
This is black people. When black people leave a scene,
we actually make us scene when we leave the movies.
Why I can't bring my own food in him? It's
my food.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's my food.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I leave, but I'm gonna tell all y'all the girl
died then since I got to go.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh, we gotta make it about us, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is us, baby, This is when black people we
make us scene. Look are we leaving.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The Little League game? Okay, my baby ain't playing the
whole game? What did I pay hate to find out of?
Ain'ty five dollar for you? Come on, chump chub, let's
go on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let's go, baby, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That is.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Did you said? Chip Chill?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, come on, chup chub, don't worry about it. We'll
get you another team. Baby.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You ain't got to put up with this head where
your uniform in school tomorrow? When black people leave the job,
we gonna make a scene. That's how we do it.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Will it turner?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's a good thing you fined me because I was
finn to quit anyway. Yeah, true, be tae true, be
to let it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Be known loud with it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Hey, Hey, I'll leave a Friday coming, So I got
to say come this Friday though.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Just so you know, I've been here ten years and
I'm stinning something the week. How about that? Yeah, country
into it because I've been stealing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I'm five grand up? When we leave a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Why do black people sit there and order the highest
thing on the bill knowing they ain't got it in
their pocket?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Eating four dollars? You know, I ain't got no tip
money now that that's ain't gonna grab some mints and.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Two picks on the way after the what a waiter,
waitress gotta suck?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, when we leave. When we leave a store, were
gonna make a scene. I didn't even know that they
had expirations on coupon.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I didn't even know that. Okay, I don't know why
y'all tripping at a dollars know anything?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why is y'all tripping being back in your beyond? They
don't expire? Why do y'all the dollar store?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Black people leave a scene? They make us.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Say that can I had one?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Can I add one?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
When they get put out the strip clood, you know
something like this, all I had was four dollars. Why
can't I stay in here?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just look what that?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You keep picking your foat back up?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I had four dollars. I can't just stay here and
look I put money down. That wasn't look money down?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We are a trip.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, thinking about us, no matter what? Yeah is? Oh
that happened yesterday?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I did. I was at this taco place and the
lady apparently she was there yesterday, so she bought the
exact same thing, right, So she.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Gets it's a sister, so talk walk and she hang, girl,
how you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I'm like hey, So if she check out, the lady
wrung it up. So it was nine dollars the day
before whenever she was there, but it was eleven yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So she said, well, why is it eleven dollars?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And she said, well, ma'am, you got an extra order
of chips and kso I got there yesterday and she said, well,
let me see the receipt.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So that the girl pulled the receipt owt and she
gave it to her.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
She said, yeah, but they didn't charge you for the
kesso for the cheese yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, that ain't my problem.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm not gonna give you no two extra dollars because
they ain't in charge. I want to make I said,
here we go, but she on the phone the whole time,
and then she said, I don't want the case on.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
And the chips just rang up the taco salad man,
I said, always standing behind that person too.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, always it looked like and it looked like you
with them.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
When you step back two feet, got back and looking around, you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Try to let other people in front of your.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Own man separated. All right, thank you that you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
You can't do nothing around my crack and you're tattoo.
You can't sketch on it, you can't. You can't put
tracing paper on my crack. And I'm not gonna hold steal.
I just can't do it because I'm a clinch.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm a clinch.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm gonna tell your paper.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Steve Harby Morn Show coming up right after
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