Who You DON'T Want At Thanksgiving - 11.27.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Steve, who's the house guest or person coming
by for Thanksgiving? That that you're not looking forward to?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Sing?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
My mother in law, sister's husband?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Who is that? Though? I don't even think it's Ernest?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Why? Because I watched him the whole time? He asked, Yeah,
your mother in law's a dream. I love her, we
love her and in law.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, my father in law is the best. Mom and daddy.
I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,
we're happy. We enjoy each other. They can stay in
my house long as they want.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
But her sister husband, what's wrong? I don't know, that's
what that's what's wrong? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So they come to dinner and they do what what's
he doing?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
We was having a prayer one time. My mom in
law said, let's all whole hand. Now you know, a
huge kitchen. Yeah, there about twenty people. Everybody go around
and say what they think. Yes, okay, Now I ain't
like this here because there's too many people.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
And I didn't know half the people that was in
the circle.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So and I really don't care what you're grateful for,
because dinner is ready and we can talk about this
while we eat, you know, but what is all this beforehand?
And it got around to everybody, and this one lady
took a long time, but hers was the best. So
I broke from the circle and started clapping because I

(01:29):
wanted to try to end it with applause, and you're
not supposed to clap doing prayer. But I just tried
to wrap it up and it kept going. And I'm
holding this dude's hand now. I don't know nothing wrong
with him, until it got to him and he started
talking about what he was grateful for.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
He said.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
He said, I'm grateful for the weather and that we
had the jackets home, that the fact that you know,
everything at the grocery store is fresh, and that we
can go go by there. And I think I thank
him for my cards too, that come on in the

(02:14):
morning and take us safe. And then I want to
thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in
the bag. Sometime now I'm sitting there, Oh lord, I'm
looking upside his head, but my whole body trimming because
everybody got their head down except winting looking up in

(02:37):
full blown hollow momenty up.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
At me, face tore up I'm over here. My whole
body shaken.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm laughing so hard, trying not to blurt it out.
It gives my mother in laws, she holding my hand
on the other side, she squeezes my hand to try
to help me through it.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That ain't stopping nothing. I got. Who is this man?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Then my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and
he starts snickering.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
My sons, Me and my sons is in hollow mode.
Boy this to us.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, and I've given them full permission and laugh and
stuff like that. So I look over to the left
of the circle and my wife is glaring at me
with two.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Little green eyes.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm talking about glaring if you don't squid, if you
don't pull it together. Right when she said that, and
then I thank the Lord. I got a tune up
the other.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah I had.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I had to let everybody here go and leave the circle.
I got a tune up.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, thank god, I got a tune up. The other day.
I went to my office. I'm hollering, it's something wrong
with that dude. I'm hollering.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Next thing, I look up Winton in the office with
me because he couldn't handle the I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
That was it, I love it. So you don't want
him to come by this year? Man, Please don't, please,
don't let him speak.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.