December 29, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go with something funny. So Steve,
now what is this? Women always beat men at arguments?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We know this, but.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Wait, they do because they do things that men don't
do and are incapable of doing. And here's some reasons
that you'll never win an argument. How about the first
one you need to understand. And above all else. They
don't forget what's.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
They don't forget a dunk gun thing. You let it go,
she said, I forgive you, but she banked all that information.
Women have the biggest.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hard drive in their brains ever created.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
iBIM ain't got nothing on a woman's hard drive.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Guys with sports set, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You can't erase their hard drive. It's locked in forever.
Remember your nineteen ninety eight? Remember that when I got
that number out of your pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It was kind of number.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Remember that. You remember here's another You know what we do?
We delete information? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh you deleted?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Men get it off our phone, computers, everything, got to
get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And they don't. They don't delete.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Why don't we do that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's stupid. It's called evidence.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'll tell you another thing they got They got a
picture or ever, yes, even if it ain't a photograph.
It's a mental image they got you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know, women come home.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And don't say here's another one, and don't say you
didn't say something.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You're right, you didn't say it, but your.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Text and guess what you'll don't forgot again?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Here it is right here, I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I say. Here's another reason women always win it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Because women don't care if you answer or pick up
their phone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
They don't, you know, they don't. You know why because
all you gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Find is pictures of shoes, recipes, baby pitchers.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And halfstops. You're right with me, ex no evin none
look at.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Three seven six five, I don't have any taking the
pig coat.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Here's the other reason you can't win the argument, because
they can see who you call.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is on your phone from a mile away.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They can. I don't get what kind of protective screen
you got on there, the black one that you can't
see from the side.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You can see, so who is she? Here's another reason
you can't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You can't win an argument why because they remember exact dates,
exact dates with the details, what.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Your head, what you was eating, all of that, what
car you was in, where you were sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Breathe it out, breath out.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
There's another reason you can't win an argument with a woman.
You ready, without even setting it up. They lie for
each other.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They don't none of that. Carlo, Where was I yesterday
at my house immediately watching We have to the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Car We were watching the Atlanta Housewise, I gotta call
Jay unk I was with you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I got to say something.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And here's the other reason you can't win and argue
with because they have one put down.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That no man has ever been able to top. Here
is to put down they use.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Stop acting like some little old girl, except they don't
use girls.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just called me after that, you're shaken to the court.
You can't come back like right now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You just stuck on that. Stop acting like some little
old girls.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But they don't say girl.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But they don't say girls. Now you're up in here.
All you hear is that we went again that argument.
You ain't got no more points, white man?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What actually you was winning the ardule? We know how
to shut it down? Wow? Man, Yeah, why did that
hurt someone?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because no comeback? You got no comeback. But let me
tell you something. The ladies, Yes, you should never say
that to your man.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
No, I would never say that I've never.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Been because because words cut really deep. And once you
cut a man so deep, how do you fix that?
And I know women who have used that on their
man a lot, and I'm telling you it's hard to
come back for that, because me and I come back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
For that is well, okay, I'll tell you what I know.
Somebody don't think I'm a little old girl.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, because what that that's that's the ultimate insult for
a man.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You're just a little old girl.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You can't come back. And when you do that to
a man, you damage? Would you say tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Ouch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No, not out out ouch?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, see that one hurt right now?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is how your women really feel about you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's bad when you see a guy get done in
public like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That work that is, I don't when you see his
lady do that to women public like women to see that.
That's women. Women don't like that. Oh man. Women don't
like to see a woman belittling her man in public.
We don't.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You ain't gonna leave me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, here we go with something funny. So Steve,
now what is this? Women always beat men at arguments?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We know this, but.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Wait, they do because they do things that men don't
do and are incapable of doing. And here's some reasons
that you'll never win an argument. How about the first
one you need to understand. And above all else. They
don't forget what's.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
They don't forget a dunk gun thing. You let it go,
she said, I forgive you, but she banked all that information.
Women have the biggest.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hard drive in their brains ever created.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
iBIM ain't got nothing on a woman's hard drive.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Guys with sports set, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You can't erase their hard drive. It's locked in forever.
Remember your nineteen ninety eight? Remember that when I got
that number out of your pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It was kind of number.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Remember that. You remember here's another You know what we do?
We delete information? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh you deleted?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Men get it off our phone, computers, everything, got to
get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And they don't. They don't delete.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Why don't we do that?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's stupid. It's called evidence.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'll tell you another thing they got They got a
picture or ever, yes, even if it ain't a photograph.
It's a mental image they got you.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know, women come home.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
And don't say here's another one, and don't say you
didn't say something.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You're right, you didn't say it, but your.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Text and guess what you'll don't forgot again?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Here it is right here, I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I say. Here's another reason women always win it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Because women don't care if you answer or pick up
their phone.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
They don't, you know, they don't. You know why because
all you gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Find is pictures of shoes, recipes, baby pitchers.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And halfstops. You're right with me, ex no evin none
look at.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Three seven six five, I don't have any taking the
pig coat.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Here's the other reason you can't win the argument, because
they can see who you call.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is on your phone from a mile away.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They can. I don't get what kind of protective screen
you got on there, the black one that you can't
see from the side.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You can see, so who is she? Here's another reason
you can't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You can't win an argument why because they remember exact dates,
exact dates with the details, what.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Your head, what you was eating, all of that, what
car you was in, where you were sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Breathe it out, breath out.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
There's another reason you can't win an argument with a woman.
You ready, without even setting it up. They lie for
each other.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They don't none of that. Carlo, Where was I yesterday
at my house immediately watching We have to the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Car We were watching the Atlanta Housewise, I gotta call
Jay unk I was with you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I got to say something.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And here's the other reason you can't win and argue
with because they have one put down.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That no man has ever been able to top. Here
is to put down they use.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Stop acting like some little old girl, except they don't
use girls.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just called me after that, you're shaken to the court.
You can't come back like right now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You just stuck on that. Stop acting like some little
old girls.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But they don't say girl.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But they don't say girls. Now you're up in here.
All you hear is that we went again that argument.
You ain't got no more points, white man?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What actually you was winning the ardule? We know how
to shut it down? Wow? Man, Yeah, why did that
hurt someone?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because no comeback? You got no comeback. But let me
tell you something. The ladies, Yes, you should never say
that to your man.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
No, I would never say that I've never.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Been because because words cut really deep. And once you
cut a man so deep, how do you fix that?
And I know women who have used that on their
man a lot, and I'm telling you it's hard to
come back for that, because me and I come back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
For that is well, okay, I'll tell you what I know.
Somebody don't think I'm a little old girl.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, because what that that's that's the ultimate insult for
a man.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You're just a little old girl.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You can't come back. And when you do that to
a man, you damage? Would you say tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Ouch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No, not out out ouch?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, see that one hurt right now?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is how your women really feel about you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's bad when you see a guy get done in
public like.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That work that is, I don't when you see his
lady do that to women public like women to see that.
That's women. Women don't like that. Oh man. Women don't
like to see a woman belittling her man in public.
We don't.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You ain't gonna leave me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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