Would You Rather - 04.28.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it's time now for a round of
would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather have sex on a bed of hay
or sex on a bed of gravel?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hey? Hey, only wear white?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Would you rather only wear white after Memorial Day? Or
whenever you want?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I won't.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, nobody walking around in tickets on when when you
wear white?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Whenever? I won't.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
They're rules to it.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well that they don't have the moves, no more than
la overseas. They don't, you.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Know, they don't know?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Would you rather steal water or sparkling water?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Steal? Still? Steal like just still?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Would you rather get two teeth pools? Or would you
rather have a bunion removed?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh, Steve, okay't I can't do nothing else in my mouth?
It'd be five years, so I go back to it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Twenty get your clean, ain't.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Gonta get him clean?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
For what?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I brush?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Maybe five year before I'll go back to a die.
Promise you twenty thirty?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right? Would you rather have a six pack or
have six stacks?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Six thousand dollars? Okay? Would you rather have a six
pack or six stacks?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'd rather have a six pack, Oh pack six thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, give me the six pack, Junior, Yeah right
now for a six pack?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll give you sixty thousand if
you give me a six pack.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Dang, yeah without surgery? Hell yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Would you rather have a mustache like Junior or mustache
like Harvey?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Junior?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Would rather have?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Man?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Start there? You can't.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You don't start here.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hey, you don't. You don't downgrade my mustache talking about it?
I start there, finished, prop up. You got to go
years to get this, Junior. You are that little thing
you growing right there?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
If I if I want one, I wanted to be
like that.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know how fool it is.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know you still see my skin on the mind,
you know, Yeah, the thickness of Steve. Yeah, what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
But then, Junior, I'm gonna pay you a compliment. I
would rather have your mustache than Steven A. Smith's.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You just say, because man, you finish, get a call.
What are you gonna say? This is your friend?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Truth? What is Stephen A.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Smith gonna say to me?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
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