Would You Rather - 04.29.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round it.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you rather would you rather have a quick makeout
session while you have friends and family over Oh, a quickie?
Or would you rather wait and have a long make
makeout session when everyone leaves. No, let's do it now
while everybody's there, quick and got the point.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna be a sleep later on. Let's just do
this now. They over there making potato selling bombs.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You say, you come on nice and quick? All right,
quickie as it is?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Would you rather be a famous chef or a famous musician?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah? Famous musician being back cooking hell? Famous chef?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, yeah, you know, tell.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Me give me a base, let me go home, get
to the buck.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was gonna ask you what instrument?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeahs sack.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I'm being musician. I don't want to be no famous chef.
Whoever said you know what? I really am into the shift.
Nobody says that.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Anybody you're gonna put some spec on these shelves around
this country.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
We respect the food they make it, but ain't nobody. Junior?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Did you trim your much?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Look like you cut it off. I trimmed it? Junior?
Who told you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You did?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
You said?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I swear to God, he sure swear, he said, didn't he?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I said, clip, your dad is that's too far? And boy, and.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You do what you want?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Did what you asked me to do? I said, that
ain't what I told you.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
He thinks he's a mustache you know, expert.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well he got the better.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I know that, But just cut it off, he said, clip.
I did, And now I'm still in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I why you sound like? Why you sound like you're
going to cry about the main ends? You can cut?
You to cut your whole mustache off. It's just done.
Now you start over?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Why do you care?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Do like?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I tell you?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Next time, ask me, junr why are you looking like that? Junior?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Would you rather mustache or not?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I'd rather not have it no more?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's about to cry.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Tell me when I don't do it right, he gonna
tell the world I didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Do it right. Well, I'm looking at you on this zoom.
I've been wondering what's different the whole morning because I
thought it was your light and I thought cause you
had on a black.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Do your wife like it?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
She said the same thing as Steve said, like, what
did you do wrong? I knew somebody gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
She said, what.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
What you do to your mustache? But I said, you
know what, but I clipped the end. I ain't expect
to come to work today and hear my uncle say
the same thing.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Your shipped more than in it. Boy. Wow, man, I
don't even know what. You ain't gonna never have no
much dang you ought to do backhand? Just do something
ham on your back, Junior?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Would you rather magic shame.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Com up?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
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