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May 1, 2025 3 mins

Would you rather....

Lose a finger or have a headache everyday for the rest of your life?

Be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks or be trapped on a desert island with someone who never stops talking?

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Would you rather let your boss see your full Internet history?
Or would you rather let your spouse see your full

(00:45):
Internet history? Boss or spouse?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, boss, and he won't fire you.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
And he won't fire you on your line.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I might get a raise out the deal if I.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do it right. Made me proud? All right, boss, all day?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Would you rather lose a finger?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Lose a finger or have a headache every day for
the rest of your life?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
No, I'm gonna take this finger.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
M M.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, no, that had I to, yeah, but but but
take take that ring finger on the right hand, you know,
the ring finger on the left hand. Just give me
the ring finger on the right hand, because I'm left handed,
and that finger I don't need that finger to button

(01:48):
my shirt or nothing, zip up my pants. That finger
kind of useless. I'm gonna need that. You ain't gonna
be able to hold a knife without that thumb without
looking like a cave man. Yeah, it's hard to button
your shirt with both your index things.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I tell you that right now. I need the thumb,
all right. Picking up French.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Fries gonna look a little crazy like you smoking a cigarette. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Would you rather be trapped on a desert island with
someone who never speaks, never talks to you? Or would
you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone
who never shuts up?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
M quiet all the time?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're gonna get tired of that. They're talking, gonna dry crave.
I raly had a talker. Yeah, you rather have the
talk silence? Kill me, junior. You want someone who talks
all the talking to me? We talk every morning. I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't want to talk all time.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, So you want someone who's quiet?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
What about you never shut up?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I know I want the person to talk all the time.
I know how to cut I know how to shut
people out anyway. You can be talking right off to me, man,
I just look right at you and be looking right
through the back of your head.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I know how to know how you hear me. I
know you hear me. You're looking right at me.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
And make them think I'm looking at them. But I'll
be right my man. Man, I'll be looking at something
right off to.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The side of your head.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Answer me, you know, you know, like a bush or something,
and you can talking. Man, I don't even know you
talking to me.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
All right, that's today's round, guys, would you rather now?
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, It
is our last break of the day, and of course
we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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