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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's time now for a round of would
you rather, guys? Would you rather be a professional boxer,
professional boxer or an m M A fighter? Which one? Oh?
A boxing?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Boxing? Yeah? Boxing?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah? Boxing? Okay, sure, why.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There's many ways to get at.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, all right. Would you rather have heartburn for three
days or lower back pain?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
All the same?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah? What a tramplin? You're sick? Heartburn? Heartburn for three days?
Have you had a lower back pain? Yeah? I have
brief would say, Timmy, take you some pepto and sit man,
(00:51):
sit down, junior.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now time to convince me.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, I think I'm probably gonna go with that heartburn,
that lower back pain.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He lower bank, Well, you can't do nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, all right? Would you rather wash your face with
hot dog water? Or would you rather wash your face
with water from a lake?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's what I used to get Tommy. When you said
it was soup, I told.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It was soup.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It was hot dog water. I eat all the hot
dogs and give him the soup with some crackers. My
upbringing was just terrible. You actually need.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Please get yourself some therapy before it's too late. All right,
with the lake, I'm going with the lake lake Jr.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah with the lake.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm not No, I don't know. Okay, great grease on
your face? Would you rather say? I said? He? Oh yeah,
he didn't say, what is it? What do I dog water?
Or would you rather wash your face with hot dog
water or water from the lake.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, that's what it feels like sometime. Come on, I'm
gonna wash my face with the hot dog water the.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Water from the lake. Okay, well, thank you, thank you
for participating in your own show. All right, all right?
Would you rather wear all your pants too short? Or
would you rather wear all of your pants too long?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, let's let the short people on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm going with short. He's in the show long long,
make you really look short.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm going with the short pants.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So you're gonna wear some ankle beaters. What you're gonna wear?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Blood popping and keep on here, sir, you're throwing them. No,
you're throwing them shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No, No, that wall.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
To your uncle. The show about short. No, don't get
mad at me. That's miss flexed anger at him.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
All right. He started the.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Segment off and let the short people answer. Write in
with it. I expected from him.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's hot, It's.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, Thank you guys. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.