Would You Rather - 05.16.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for a round of would you rather, guys? Would
you rather be without your two front teeth? Or would
you rather be without your two kneecaps? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh well, I get them. I'm gonna get them teeth
in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yes you got Yeah, the kneecaps.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
You're gonna be walking pop locking the whole time you
walk it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, without the kneecaps, man, Something to stop your leg
from going back. You just in there, just walking, all
dislocated and stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh hell, here he comes.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Without the mecaps, without the cap, You're gonna fall and
knock the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Of your teeth vipe pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, all right. Would you rather no kissing during sex?
None at all? Or would you rather sloppy wet kissing
during sex? Sloppy and wet or none at all?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm good either way?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, either way, Hey, people, as long as we doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, man, what is your preference? I mean, please? What
do you want? I'm here for you. You want dry mouth,
no mouth, went mouth? What you need? We're good, all right?
What you rather while we didn't want to what you need?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Would you rather live in a walmart for three days?
Would you rather live in a tiny house for one day?
Walmart for three.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm all over Wallmart. What the fall man, I blow
up one of the mattresses. I don't find that up
there out there and in the long section. Oh yeah,
I'm doing. I have all them TVs on, watching all
the different shows at one time. I'll be riding the

(01:58):
bike all down through there.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'll be making sandwiches, have about nine bars of the
crackers open, be down there after Carrish registered, just eating.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can Will they have fishing poles at Walmart?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Hell yeah, I'll be down at cast and learn and
stuff right here the garden with the law be putting
black tape on all them security cameras so I can
just do like I want to do.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
A Walmart all right?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Last one? Would you rather always say yes, thank you?
You're right? Would you rather always say exactly what's on
your mind? Or would you rather never talk again?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hell hey, hey, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm practicing that, and now I'm working on that. In
about ten more years. Mission accomplished. I'm not gonna hold
back nothing. How about ten more years? Dog get this billion.
You ain't got to worry about it. Bet not, better
not be on the wrong side of me.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
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