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All right time now for would you rather? Would you
rather take care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Give me that dog? Give me that dog? Man, Yeah,
now I got that dog. I ain't got that. I
ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got the
birthday dog. Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me,
So give me.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The dog.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Because i'm little studying your dog. I'm gonna let this go. Baby,
I beat it. Forgot your baby.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You be looking for your both beg at least I
can feed the dog, and then the.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Dog will do what you got to do.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, but will you will you at least will you
at least feed the dog?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Will you at least do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
don't abuse animals at all. I'm get to feed that baby.
I don't know. I am okay. When the dog and
you fall in the swimming pool, you need to get
dog pedaling.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
They don't know they can pedal till they get in there.
They don't know they can do it that they get
in it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Die? Yeah, I'm gonna take that, lie me. I'm always
for the comforting lie whe you need it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You don't want to know the truth?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Lie to me, man, Yeah, a good comforting lie.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I appreciate that effort. What do you want to.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know, all three comedians on this show we cool
with lie.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We cool with I've much another truth?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Wow, the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
If you can really lie to me and make me
feel good about it, I won't the lie.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I'm gonna figure something now. Don't worry about that. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But the fact that you try, see lie, lets me
know you tried.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that
pain as long.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
As pomp can.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hear it and get it over with, all right, all right?
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh? God, I don't want you girls. No, I'll take
a dirty kitchen. Dirty kitchen, yeah, a dirty bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Cuse the kitchen. Let me know you put your effort in.
But that bathroom you is nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, I'm yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We going with the kitchen, all right. Would you rather
have massive success by accident or modest success on purpose.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
A massive accidental success, massive massive lucky.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We want to I want abundance.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hey, what's up everybody. This is your girl Candy.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
This is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet. And you can't
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