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May 30, 2025 3 mins

Steve Harvey & the crew play a round of Would You Rather.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for would you rather? Would you rather
shrimp and grits for breakfast? Or steak and eggs? Steak?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, steak?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh okay, oh, a little bit of this, a little
bit of that. Would you rather a nice bath at
night or a quick shower in the morning?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You mean getting the tub?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, a nice bath, A bath, that's what a bath.
Bath is, yeah, or a quick shower.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Takes And I got sweating. I got to get back
in there. What you meant at night and then take
a shower in the morning for or or or or.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Either or would you rather a bath at night or
a quick shower?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, I was just saying me personally, I don't take
baths staying that and so now I took a shower
at night. Well, I'm not taking another shower in the morning.
Tommy said he take three shows, which I know is
a lie, but I've made him for about fifteen years.
Three shows. The man.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
If you don't cut that, I didn't do when we
were growing up, but as I got older.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, instead of taking baths in that water, we can
cut up some carrots and potatoes and throw some raw
meat in there. We have stew everything. Fipping my participles
down in No hogh water like that. I can't lower
myself in there because first thing touching outside of my feet,

(01:40):
the first thing touching it is not it. Don't do that, okay,
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We women, we like our bath water. Yes, yeah, I
don't know how y'all get right on in it too, man, Yes, relaxing,
all right? It is it is. Would you rather have
very dry lips or very sweaty feet.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
If I let these lips drow? My mama told me
what tu goes. Put this vassline on your lips so
your lips don't look like a sidewalk. Ask when I
first knew my mother prepared me. My mama prepared me

(02:28):
for public school.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
How old were you about eight?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Put this vassline on your lips before you get to
school and them lips look like the sidewalk. All right?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would you rather be in a room full of circus
clowns or just circus performers? Which once?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I like the clown I'm just thinking, I don't. I
don't what it's the clowns? Clown Why are you getting mad?
I went to the soucond fun of clown fixing him,
got out the boat wagons went down to Holland.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's today's Brown Clearing the Cloud. See coming up until
last break of the day and we'll close up the
show with the crazy Man, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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