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June 3, 2025 3 mins

 Would you rather only be able to eat peanut butter or grape jelly?

 Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a camel?

 Would you rather be in jail for two years or lose a year from your life?

 Would you rather have nose hair or back hair that never stops growing?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for around it. Would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather only be able to eat peanut butter
or grape jelly?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
We can't have both of them? Peanut With that peanut
butter by itself, you're gonna get stuck. So I got
to have that. I got to have that grape jet,
grape jelly.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, a peanut.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Butter for me, you're gonna be walking around with You.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Don't like peanut butter and jelly, Oh you don't like
them together.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't like peanut butter and jelly. I only like
peanut butter periods.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, I'll eat peanut butter on bread or out the jar.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, I love peanut butter, but I like but.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I got to have that jelly on that and I
need it warmed up a little bit and a shot
of milk.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's all you could take too? Is in your life? Yeah?
Exactly all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Would you rather your only mode of transportation would be
a donkey or a cammel?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm a ride a donkey. You slid that one in
on us, you know you did? You know you did?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I said, we're all everybody's won't talk.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, camel is just something we don't know about it.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's those human yeah that drooling don't want to be
on their on Wednesday on day? All right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Would you rather be in jail for two years or
lose a year from your life? Jail for two or
lose a year of your life?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'll be in it, yeah, all my life if I'm
in jail. Yeah, that's so it evens out.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, so we're just cutting down the ending of my life.
Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Would you rather listen?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is life or death here people, Hey, ask me
some serious questions.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Goodness, I ain't going in a jail, So that's okay.
I guess all right, so you're losing here, you're going
to jail. What I'm doing?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, in two years, come when I come out, I'm
hankingny tattoos on my face.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I had a ball in there, had it up on
your face. You got tattoo hair, You're gonna come all
right with guns? All right?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would you rather have nose hair or back hair that
never stops growing?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Nose hair or back hair that never stops growing? Yah?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, it just it.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It don't stop growing.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
But I can cut it though, right, Yeah, But it's
gonna gros. Yeah, just let the nose.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
How I keep going?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I can't even reach back there and keep dealing.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
With Atack corn Roke.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Get back here, Jackie, get that part on my back.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
All right, that's the Day's your rather guy.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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