Would You Rather - 06.23.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now to play around, and would you rather,
all right, would you rather turkey bacon or pork bacon?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Turkey bacon that porker had me laid out.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't see no turkey pork. I don't seek me
for turkey bacon.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Some people think it's healthier. Yeah, some people think it's
healthier than regular pork bacon. That's why you know, we know.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It don't taste the same.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Now we do know that, Yes, we're all.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I just know bacon come from a pig. That's turkey.
That's what you're having for breakfast, just fried turkey.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What I'm saying is bacon only come from the pee.
That's just bacon, fried turcon. The question said pork or
I got to I'm mind. No, you know I got
beat bacon. Now, y'all know that, right, I like taty bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh the beat bacon is off the chain. Now they
got some beat bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's the slice steak is what that.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You're very judgmental when it comes to bacon. I see JR.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Very much.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So all right, would you rather be known as sexy?
You want to stop right there, nephew, you want to
right there, keep going? Or would you rather be known
as intelligent? Are set on me?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
The one I just I prepare. I prefer to be sexy.
Intelligent is a reach'n pull.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That off for that long?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Too much of a stretch, jr.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Using all the wrong words, you know by my hip
hoot noose.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Would you rather be a funeral home director or would
you there be a professional magician.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I gotta be that magician. I gotta pull that rabbit
at that hat, because what I can't do get this
body to get this body ready for the morning. I can't.
I cannot get this body ready for it. But the
body ain't gonna be right the next morning. I'm telling
I got the jacket halfway on. I ain't got them
pants all right. I'm promise you. I ain't done the
makeup on it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
The hair is not right.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I got that line on the inside of the casket.
I ain't done a good job at what your funeral director? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm funeral director?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Or if you're not the mortician, I could be the
funeral director. See my thing is if you don't make
the payments, I don't care if you have your I'm
snatching the body back. I don't. I don't care, y'all
five thousand short, We're gonna close this catch, roll him right.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Out of Let's get to this last one. Would you
rather go to a swingers club with your wife? Or
would you rather go to a strip club with your wife?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'm going to the strip club.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, we can't even be introducing those swinging' that's not no,
that's not happening. I don't even know how that works.
I know, are these are those people looking at us?
Is they looking at them?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
All?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Guys, that's today's roundup? Would you rather as they ponder it?
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