Would You Rather - 06.27.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for would you rather
for today? Would you rather now think about this? Would
you rather receive the Nobel Peace Prize or would you
rather get an Oscar m.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm gonna go with Nobel Peace Prize because they fighting
at the Oscars.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm not slat. Lots of people slat when you win
about peace.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'd never get the Nobel Peace Prize. And to mean
more to me, yeah, person, I am because you know
it's it's it's an award. It's a reward versus an award.
It's a reward for hard work. Oscars is an award.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know something you get a reward for you accomplish something,
you receive benefit of something you've done. An award. But
they just give you something. It's usually a group of
people or something like that. It ain't got to be
unanimous and all like that. So I'm about the Noble
Peace Prize.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, all right? Would you rather starve for a week,
starve for a week or go to jail for a day.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm going to jail, going to jail? Really hell yeah,
Before I think that they feed you in there, they
get you. Something's gonna like it, so we're not gonna
still up be a star for a week. Man, you
know the shape you're gonna be, and go down here
and do this jail time, the jokes, make a couple
of big friends and stuff. I know, I talk to

(01:40):
hoods man, I'll be in there, motivating, encouraging, having dog.
I ain't even gonna be sleep I'm gonna stay up
the whole time. Back to the wall. It's just to day.
I'm not gonna I'm going to jail though, Steve Harvey,
What up y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Going about a week in jail?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
A week in jail or a week of starving? When
you say starving, what do you mean start no food,
no food, no food? No oh no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna go to jail. You ain't gonna take You're
gonna be able to do that? Okay, Yeah, at least
I can accomplish something in jail. I'm gonna be hunn
be stealing. I have to be so quiet for that
week of starving laying in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
All right, all right, moving on. Would you rather use
sandpaper as toilet paper or use vinegar as I dropped?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm gonna use that sandpaper for toilet paper. I'm just
gonna flip that other side over. You ain't putting that
vinegar in my eyes. That ain't what you fouldn't do.
I can't go blind. Yeah, you can rate that sandpaper
straight across my not putting that vinegar in my eye.
I can deal with that right there. I've cut my
butt before. I've done it, man, more than once. All right,

(03:06):
don't do it, put this vinegar in my eye.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
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