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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now, guys, for a round of would
you rather? Would you rather be on a reality TV show?
Would you rather live alone in isolation reality TV? Or
all by yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh? For how loan? Was this ship?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I like just indefinitely, sir, for.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Nobody Reality.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm on the reality show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm gonna get reality show and just had these cameras
get out of here by five? What happens after five?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Reality? You can get realer than real? Okay, hey, can
I tell you?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm sorry? I do that in my clothes remark?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, okay, all right, don't forget it? All right? Would
you rather be able to eat what you want and
never gain weight? Or feel well rested after only three
hours of sleep every night? He?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh, no, want to eat what?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I won't?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I won't? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I feel when I wake up because when I wake up,
I don't feel well rested and none of that. Cool
Lord another day, thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah you can think?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right, that's Jared's mother poke Chat Today Show.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
When I come back, I'd be I'll be back at
Dead Queen eating double double oh blissard wio, I'll be man,
I'll go to Sonic again. And eat to get the
belt buster.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Sonic be having some great looking commercials. I know it
ain't good sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'll be looking at them.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Sonic commercials from the one Lord to go down.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Now, don't do it all right? Would you rather go
on a road trip? Listen? Listen, guys. Would you rather
go on a road trip with no GPS or no snack? O?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hell no, no GPS?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh? Because you know the roads?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So we want to instead of I'm gonna get locked up?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah? What I need that? I need that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We pull over against some snacks if we got the GPS.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, you can't, big dog.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I was homeless and lived in a coffee three year.
I ain't know nothing about no GPS, but I show
wanted some snacks in the car.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What kind of snacks, Steve, Chip, boom.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Pie, Joke Cola if you wanted to stay awake, drink
a joke Cola. They had them in Tennessee Joke Cola
and the moon Pie.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's like plug and the refrigerator cord up in your
butt and just be on low hung.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So if joke strong within an r sea colar, hell yale,
I think joke. I ain't never had none before.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour. It
is our last break of the day. We hope it's
not our last show. You're listening to The Steve Harvey
Morning Show.