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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time for a round it. Would you rather
would you rather be told an uncomfortable truth or would
you rather be told a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, gonna give me that lie. I want to lie.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Surprise lie.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What I'm gonna give you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Wow, you don't want the truth exactly what I'm giving you.
So you don't want the truth. Okay, I want to lie.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right, I can't handle the truth. Okay. Would you
rather go back ten years or would you rather move
ten years forward?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Just the fact that I can have ten years forward?
That really unimpressed.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
If I can move, I'm gonna have to say forward.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Really? Yeah, surely that make account they looked the same
ten years ago. No way going back there, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm gonna go back. I ain't going for it. I'm
gonna go forward.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm gonna do not not. I wake up tomorrow and
I'm and I'm seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
As supposed to fifty eight? All right? Would you rather
chew with your mouth open all the time? Would you
rather pull all of your phone calls put all of
your phone calls on speaker?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh I'm chewing wide open to say that, But you
don't want to hear them calls either.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
All right? Would you rather only eat sweet foods or
spicy foods for the rest of your life? Which one?
Sweet or spicy?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Diabetes? Have blood bressl Man? You boys, Carl, I'm gonna
pick that spice over that sugar. Really, I'm gonna spice. Yeah,
spicy food?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Would you rather be Superman or Captain America?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Superman Junior or Superman Wise? Superman? Why I can fly?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Why?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He can fly? Birthday's strong? Can't you know I'm gonna
be Superman? Why do we want to be Captain America?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I can't carry this shield everywhere I go.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I can't help them. Let me go get the shield, Superman.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'd be right back, Steveman.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I ain't never really watch Captain America. I let everything
about Superman cool with me changing clothes in the phone
booth all that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, Superman, I'm Superman. I'm flying load over, I'm a
little small buildings.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Super BOMs.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're flying low? Why why are you flying?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because I'm scared of height? Shirley way up.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The Superman you cannot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So now he can't even get nowhere in time.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's today's round of would rather you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show