Would You Rather - 07.18.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather an hour on stage comedians? Would you
rather an hour on stage with no laughs? Or would
you rather an hour on stage with a heckler?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna get all the last he.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Bought it. He bought a great ticket that night.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All right. Would you rather when you were a kid,
would you rather the snow cone truck come through or
the ice cream truck? Which one?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Whichever one would operating ice? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Ice cream?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Would you rather a car with no headlights or a
car that won't go in reverse?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know. I can't have to be able to
do what I'm gonna do at night. So now we
got the building, Yeah, we need them head.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I just park on the street a lot turn around.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You can't go ahead, I can't put in your driveway.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm gonna take that car with no head like so
when it get dogs, just take my stupid behind to
the house. Boy, you know how much stuff can go
wrong when you ain't got no reverse. I had a
partner that they had a sixty tuber Saber didn't have
rehearse on it.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Boy, we be in some ignorant positions. And we were
young too.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now we now he got to put it in neutral.
We got to get out and push it back. Hey
we we okay, okay, Like one time we parked in
front of this uh shop. We was messing around in college.
Somebody parked in front of us and back of us.
Now we now it looks now were parallel parked. But

(02:00):
he ain't got no reverse. So now to get out,
he got to put the car neutral and we got
to push him back. He cut the wheel. Then we
gotta get behind the car, push him forward. Then we
had to go in front of the car, push him
back until he can get out of the parallel.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So no headline for you, all right?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
And I was it was so hard my toes blew
through the front of the little cheap shoes.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I had to, man, I went straight through the front
of them shoes.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bosses, would you rather work at a daycare or would
you rather work at a prison? Kids are criminals basically
prisoning to jail for nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I ain't going to visit nobody, none of.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
That, okay, all right? Would you rather get a hall pass?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm gonna go to prison if you put me at
the daycare, because i'm not. I don't. I don't have
no kids, just beauty and kids. Shut up, cut your block.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's today's brother. Thank you guys. You're listening to The
Steve Harvey Morning Show.