Would You Rather - 07.28.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time out to play around it. Would you rather, guys,
would you rather a pot lugg dinner with your co workers?
Or would you rather a fancy dinner with your ex?
I'm gonna go hot, look with y'all. Bring something I
can't I have to do with her. I have to go.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You have to learn the napkins cups. I don't want
you bringing plates or nothing, because I don't want you
accidentally putting nothing on it. And cups.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I happily do that, thank you. I don't want to
cook anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm gonna have her brain the gumbo, Junior? What are
you talking about? If sure they come up with a
crock fit and it got steak and rice in it,
we know we can't eat it.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It was lamb chops. For your information, sir, I'm sorry
for the work.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Jr. We don't want you to bring nothing to the
pot up because we don't know what's been on your grill.
Because you ain't got no fence.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We don't know what the neighborhood pet.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, we don't know. Something else have crawled up in
his grill and we don't know what's.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Happening, all right, Would you guys rather eat a pumpkin pie.
This is a slice a pumpkin pie or a pig
ear sandwich. God, you said it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't do that, ill, I can't do that, yeah, bottle,
some of the in my life, so many pig years before,
I ain't never had to tell you right now, I'm
gonna go and swallow that punking pie.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
All right? Would you rather have sex on a pile
of trash or would you rather have sex in a
mud pitch? I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm her the love either way to go, let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Let's get it, mister mud. Yeah, probably the mud.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah, the mud. Yeah. Other than that, Garbet, I've
had sex and trashy places. Jeans motor in in Cleveland,
I'll tell you right now. Jeans motor Head take.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Down four hours.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, the bed shaped your car broke down in the
parcket lot. I had to push it out. Cat had
some moccasins with some gum so shoot with gum soul
souls on orange pear of markets with some gum so
gum gum soul or souls on them. Was pushing my

(02:50):
car to parking lot and blew my toes right through
the front of their shoes.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I couldn't call my daddy on that one. They had
to call my nephew.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
He had all right. So if you're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Rody in. And they didn't have chest to drawers, they
just had a drawer in the flow.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
All right, guys, that's today's roundup. Would you rather you're
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