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July 29, 2025 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we go. Would you rather work
four day weeks or work two months on and one
month off?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ay?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Ay, think about that?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh no, oh no, I want two months own, one
month off.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah, work week.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I better the four day weeks. I better do that.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
That one month off, I'm gonna forget I'm working. I gotta.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Two months owned, one month off like that? Yeah all day?
Because you went in to Vegas for thirty days? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
or one night stand with your celebrity crush?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, lot of silence? Just hey, okay, JR.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you rather have another ten years with your partner?
Or would you rather have a one night stand with
your celebrity crush?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Or you don't get your partner? No more?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Both of them? Yeah you cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm taking the the over one.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm gone take ah. Why are you down?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Upset about it?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Gone over here where I've been? Just tell Helen once again?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh you know the real shaka for you when you
discover Helly don't want you? I sure wish I could
arrange that she don't want, she don't want the one
night stand right all the ten years? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Would you rather be in jail for five years or
being a coma for a decade? Jail for five or
a coma for ten?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, I'm gonna do this jail. I'm gonna take the jail. Really.
Hell yeah, I'm gonna take that.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Come and give me some rest.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Coma when you come out that coma, you know, and
I can't tell you how poor yo like? People? Just
come here and visit me when I'm in the hospital.
Tell you know what You're gonna wait, you know what
You're gonna look like?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
A beard? How long will this beard be? Oh my god? No,
you would rather go to jail? Jail? I can't do
that jail.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
There'll be in a coma for ten. I'm laying up
here that I done missed everything.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm hilarious in jail.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Dog, I'll give me some dog. I'll get some groups
together in prison and what.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Not. That one, all right, that's today's round of would
you rather? If you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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