Would You Rather - 07.31.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for a rounded.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you rather would you rather constantly have to itch
or constantly have to cough?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh? Give me that itch?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Itch?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
That is gonna be bad. Well, you talk for a living,
so let me see. You're gonna make your money.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Watch.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to take the edge. I gotta talk.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah all right, Okay, that was easy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
But I need some calaman lotion or something. I gotta
have something.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's your favorite.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have all kinds of jokes
about this dig and I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm gonna take You're gonna take the edge, junior.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, coughing. They think you close to death?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Would you rather post a naked picture on Facebook? Or
would you rather give a presentation at work naked?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh? I don't care.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I knew you were gonna say that.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, I knew you were gonna say scatter y'all and
scart of the Facebook. No, I'm just gonna post. I'm
just gonna do the presentation in front of you. That's all.
I'm gonna do the presentation.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's it's seven of.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Us, That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm gonna do the
presentation next.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Facebook Community, Instagram Tommy know what day that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
But I'm gonna ask Tommy Jr. And Day to turn
around the rest to.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Just deal with it, all right, moving on? Would you
rather be able to.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Then every now and then in the presentation, I'm gonna go, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We've moved on from way.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's gonna be a long presentation.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Would you rather, as an attempt to move on, be
able to control the traffic or the weather?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Traffic that weather man weather Junior. You need to be
trying to control the heat. What is your talk about?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, No, I'm like to be traffic, traffic, traffic.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm gonna stay out of God's business. You don't know
how that weather works. You mess around, that's round create
a problem.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You don't know nothing about no weather. You're scared at
almost weather. They're gonna be no more lightning. That lightning
is out. The ain't normal?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, guys. Here here's here's here's another one. Would
you rather be the coach of the Cleveland Browns or
would you rather be the coach of the Houston Rocket
Rocket Rackets?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Cleveland got too.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Much going on. They got five quarterback, eighteen wide receiver.
They got way too much going on. Were good with
the Rockets, You're gonna be all right the Ramp. I'm
gonna go with the Rockets.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
The Rockets.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, because you're from Houston, all right, mister Harvey, come
on from Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
The Browns or the Rocket.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm not finn to coach the Browns. I'm not finna
sit there and watch everything everything.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Maybe you can help them. You're coaching show.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
A disappointment, that is. I've been houlering at the TV
all kinds of stuff over the years. What I think
they ought to do.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Guys, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.