Would You Rather - 08.01.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather go on a disney cruise or would
you rather go to a swingers retreat?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Going on the disney cruise?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
What you heard?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
What is we on Disney?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Fuck? What?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'll tell you what? Going there?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
And tell your wife you going on a swingers cruise?
See how see that we're gonna be praying for that mouse?
That was not the ruts and rabbits They say nothing
by her going, I'm just I'm just going to watch none.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's it's a swinger's cruise.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You swing because you a couple, if you ain't swinging,
if you single, because you got swinging.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
If you are couple. If you're single, that's slanging.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh my goodness, we're moving on.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm slanging and swinging. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Would you rather have very thin lips or little beady eye?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Which I can't have either one. You can't have these
lips and some little bitty eyes? You got it? Look
like you can be sitting over here looking like you would.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Just be.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Crazy little bit little bitty eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
See like, look at Shirley's eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Okay, now what would she look like with a little
bitty mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's just standing over there looking like a cricket. All right?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Would you rather live in a tiny house for a
year or live with your ex for a year? You
know how you like house moving around?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But I'm gonna be in there.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm gonna be in that tiny house or sitting on
the toilet, using the bathroom ho frying chicken, watching TV,
all that and making up my bed while I find
that confuse the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, all that while I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
But I'm not with her house or live with your
ex for a year.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm in the tiny house. I'm coming out. That house
looks like a hobbit from Lord.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Of the Wise.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's what got I'm just that big man gonna be man.
If you put that house right in, I got it.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I got a perfect place on my ranch for you
to put that little house.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I wake up every morning, walk right out there and
go fishing.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Ain't no part, all right? Would you rather have man
boob or very thick ankles?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Man boob.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
From very big I carry my god.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Man, I'm gonna have to go home, get the man
boobs and wear meal or sports bral.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Matter ankle.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm not gonna be sitting up here with the old
woman ankles. I'm not shouldn't do that, I'm not sure
to do it. I can't do that sitting up in here. Man,
you know how bad you look when your ankles is
real big. You can't see no veins in them or nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You just be going last break, you look closing remarks. Right,
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