Would You Rather - 08.04.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather cook without seasoning or bathe without soap?
Which one? Godmy, you're a cook and a bather, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Got to have that soap? Manu? But that and on
that bland food gonna kill me?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
That soap was way more important. I'm going with the soap.
I gotta have a soap.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, you're gonna bathe? All right, junior.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I know these two nasty be hands right here.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yes, soap?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I can't believe it. I can't believe y'all find a bathe.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Let's see what. Let's see what he says. He'll he'll
skip a ball, Come on, come on. Yeah, he don't
want to wash for nothing. I don't want to wash.
You stay over there?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
What I care?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
So you're gonna which one?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Seems that you did?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You true?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I don't know. I got to have some seasoning on
my food. It's like just.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Funky eating a steak.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You have done it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You have a down it all. You ain't down there
Piccadilly's and ain't no black people working there?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Ye? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, you have been to a loopies there ain't no
black people working there.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right, now I've done that, get.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Them, get them green beans that they ran up under
that tap water?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Would you rather be a short order cook speaking of cooking,
short order cook at a diner or a bartender at
a strip club?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, well let's go to that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, he's because.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
He depicted up one word short and want to run
with it, and I'm not. Well he already short all
the cook? So would you want to be about to
so you can stand up so they can see you.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why you make me drinks? We can get you a creak.
He already been a short or the cook?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right, you're hilarious. I'm gonna work at strip club? Yeah,
all right? Good an answer?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
What would you do club? What would you do with
the strip club?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
But probably many drinks. I'll be too busy looking. I
want to see you at Magic City talking to you know,
talking talking to passion.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Just be talking to passion, hey, passion.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Little. I'm on all of having break.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I can't go to Magic City. I can't be in there.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, you're gonna be shorter to cook?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Working an excuse?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You're working, shaking, not stirge.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You ain't doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
The first time I went to Magic City, Jo Toy
took me. I didn't understand the concept of the strip club. No,
I wanted to marry the girls.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, two of them.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Two of them. I was trying to figure out what
they was doing on Saturday. Don't tell my mama where
we met.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
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