Would You Rather - 08.11.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is time now for around.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather, guys, would you rather mow the front
and backyard?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Or would you rather clean all the windows?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'm a mother front. I'm gonna be outside the front
in the back.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Do you know how bad the window's gonna look when
I get through it?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Streak, smear, You're not gonna clear.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm not going up on nothing cleaning no window. Now,
don't quit looking.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Out, respond the dope, go outside?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So you're all right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Would you rather ride lawnmore? I did that, old one.
I did that in Uh. As a matter of fact,
I had.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I got on.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
I was on a riding lawnmore. I know exactly two
thousand and four mm hmmm, twenty one years ago, all right,
And I told him I won't to try. I had
a tooral lawnmower set on. Now could go right around
a little tight tree.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I had a ball.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I love it all Right, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Would you rather retire and live on a private island
with great fishing or would you rather live in a
penthouse in a building that has a casino and a
five star restaurant?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
What I'm all in the casino. I'm in that building.
I'm in that I got a lot happening in that building.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I thought you'd like to fish too.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, so Steve, what's yours?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
You can't have that gambling right downstairs? You're not that strong.
Not be up all night. I don't get no sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
So you're on the private island with fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, I'd be up in the morning on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Sound like junior high pitched voice.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Would you rather get tongue tied when aroused? Or would
you rather get cross eyed? I'll do both of them
when I get around one of them, see, Steve, same, I've.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Actually been I've actually been incredibly incoherent. I'm talking about
I thought I was actually saying words and nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Would you rather work as an oil change technician or
work as a taxi driver?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Or oh now I worked in the oil pits at
Ford Motor Company. Okay, then I'm going to be the
taxi driver.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay? Last one?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Would you rather be known for being funny or be
known for being a sex symbol?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Both both? I'm both?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, well, you ain't sot me.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I can't really tell you how funny you actually are.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Dog, He's funny because you're.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
So far from sexy.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's one thing you know for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I ain't nobody paid him dollar to come. Hey, we
need somebody sexy. Have y'all talked to Tommy? No, we
need somebody funny called Tommy Coo.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's today's round. Would you rather? Guys, you're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning Show