Would You Rather - 08.21.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now, guys for a rounded. Would you
rather would you rather detect every lie you hear? Or
would you rather get away with every lie you tell.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
To this? Yeah, we know all my all my lines.
Scott's free.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
But if people lie to you, that's okay too.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now I'm lying right back you well all right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Plus plus I know when you line anywhere, I'm so
going good at it because because once you lie to me,
in my mind, I go, oh, we lie.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now that's a two way street.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You're happy if.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You want someone that's as good as you are at it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You can't. You can't.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no, surely I'm sixty eight. No,
that ain't gonna well, no, that ain't gonna happen. That's
not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't believe that, all right, Yeah, you don't believe
what you don't believe. I can out lie you.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
There is someone.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no, you
can outlie me.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, we're good.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm just gonna know it. It's a whole lot
of people can outlie me because I don't lie all
the time, just enough.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Don't get that the truth all right, would you rather?
Would you rather have your first child when you're nineteen
or when you're fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, all of my kids was a surprise anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So you always say that I.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Felt the same way at twenty five and again at forty.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So I ain't really.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Take health class.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Playing parenthood all that.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No health science at school.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Took all of it, you know. I ain't everyone ever
spri had.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Just honey, I ain't doing it at fifty though, I'm
sorry fifty okay, all right? Would you got money?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Jun? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Would you rather be half your height or or double
your weight?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who wrote this? I want to know who? To keep going?
Yes I did. I'm very proud of it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
More time, Shirley.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Double my weight? I wait forth farting?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Would you God either half or double your weight?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Going down there did half my height?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm god dog, three foot one.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm going to double this weight and get back to
the gym. Though I know we get I can't be
I'm not gonna be that heavy. I can't. I'mna be
half My hand can't be shut. You can't be short.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm gonna just tell you that I'm gonna be already
you already can't get nothing off top of I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's today. You ain't gonna be reach refrigerated handled though
you know that handled gold refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You don't live on your way right back because you
ain't gonna be able to get refrigerator the day.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I can't get nothing but potch because the.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Food is up too hot with the one and only
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