Would You Rather - 08.28.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather drink sweet tea? Or would you rather
drink kool aid at the barbecue this Labor day?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Sweet maid? Oh, y'all said two different things?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why? Wow? I mean I'm right away? Sweet tea?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh oh oh?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Kool aid?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
What why sweet tea?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It don't matter.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Both of them?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Got two cups of sugar. It don't matter. Sugar, you
go get diabetes.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
You're drinking.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
I'm gonna go with that because I don't like orange
kool aid. If you make orange kool aid, I don't
want to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
So you gotta mix it with a cherry.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You gotta have cherry and lemon mixed.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, you have to. Yeah, I think I can cook.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
See there?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Would you rather eat ribs with no napkins or no
white bread?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Which one? How about no neck? I got a whole
sleeve over here. Why I got to read about a neck?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So you want that white bread?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I got big lips.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
I don't need no that.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
True, that's true?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
I put that whole bone in my mouth and pull
it out and you won't even recognize it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You won't even think it was.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Clean, clean that bone?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
By all right?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Would you rather you and your spouse give each other
massages after a long day? Or would you rather you
and your spouse take a hot bubble bath together.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
We're not going to do Let me do. I just
made by yourself that you may be earlier than I think.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Get them, do what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't know what you've been done all day?

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
What sit in this cub and watch the rain roll around?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You think you're clean?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It in your wife.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He thinks he's cleaner than everyone on the planet.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, I can't take no bath. That's what That water
way too hot? Yeah, that's how her bath water is.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Would you rather find a dead person? Would you rather?
Would you rather find a dead person in your attic? Attic?
Or would you rather twenty dead rats in your attic?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't know what to do with those dead body?
What am I supposed to do? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I had him twenty dead rats up there for what
that means that the dcon is working. But what I
can't do is explain the people when they come up.
What does that smell.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Different?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's the decks rounded would you rather coming up with?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Forty nine minutes after the hour, it is our last
break of the deck.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Smell that some up in here with the one and
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