Would You Rather - 08.29.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather have a permanent clown smile or would
you rather have a permanent scowl or frown.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
On your faith?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
One or the other?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Happy saying, clown smile.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
My hue, that's red makeup all the way round you.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
You way overdrawing your lip.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
That's the joker, you said, No, give me the scowl.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
The scowl, yeah, or the frown? Okay, Happy, he's a clown.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Sitting up at the funeral.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now that you've thought about it, all right? Would you
rather your nose runs every time you lie? Or you
blink uncontrollably?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
And I'd rather blink uncontrollab because that way it could
look like I'm finny cry.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And that'll help a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That will help you lie a.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Help a lot. We're all about helping all.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
This lying, y'all gonna need to Yeah, dah, I'd have
been in a puddle.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's a shame.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Would you rather a snicker bar or Reese's peanut butter cup?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Raised, Come on, Carlo.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Both baby, I'm all snickers all day, pick.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
One dogs, peanut butter cup. Don't he a little snickers?
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Would you rather never go shopping for clothes again? Or
would you rather never never travel again?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I got trap, I gotta trail.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Never go shopping for clothes again, or never travel again?
Pick one?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
But when I get there? What on? Help on?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Exactly? Yeah? So which one got to travel? Because you
love travel?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I got it. I'm gonna get some clothes.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, you know you know I mean people I'm gonna
have bringing stuff by that? What do you know how
many people I'm gonna have bringing stuff by?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Break all the rules?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Would you rather hang out on the beach with pigs
or a beach full of iguanas?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Which one? Pigs? Yeah? I can the Bahamas those, I.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Can do them. Iguanas. I ain't scared of what. Yeah,
I could do them.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm not I deal with them pigs though, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Would you rather wear a hospital gown without underwear on stage?
Or would you rather wear nothing but your underwear on stage?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know both of them?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Both with one underwear or what?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Or that gown at a hospital gown with nothing underneath?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
With no underwear or just underwere you know how it goes?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah? Give me them drawls. I got some nice Tommy Jones,
give me them draws.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
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