Would You Rather - 09.15.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather
Would you rather all your food be salt free or
would you rather all your food be sugar free? Fall free?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, salt suf salt free?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, so you're gonna eat the sugar? Okay? Would you
rather work as a grocer? What? Go ahead? What you
sounded upset? What? Well?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You said you rather eat your sugar? But you said
salt free or sugar?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Which one we gotta pickle? All right? Would you rather
work as a grocery store cashier or would you rather
work as a fast food cashier? Which one? As long
as I'm on the register, we can make some money,
don't make no ten. I'm gonna be at the grocery store.
Grocery store, yeah, okay, Junior, I want to work at

(00:51):
the fast food. That what I want to do. Because
we're always fighting it. It's always I'll tell you what
I'll tell you right now. You're not getting a burdyeh?
Why give you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Be that dude? You're gonna be that dude on Instagram
called shift leader?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah? Well I love him, man, Man, this dude is
committed to his job, all right, Steve, which one grocery store?
Fast food first, you like the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, these people in there with since I don't eat
immediate food creates a problem. How so it's just it's
just gonna be a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, all right? Would you rather have a mouse loose
in your house or squirrels in your attic? Don't you
dare say both?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Carl, I'm gonna put the squirrels up in that attic
if that mouse is in this house right here, and
Margie see it, Yes, there's a moving van.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Let's ye, that's too crazy, all right? Would you rather
drive a put drive a pit bull on the back seat?
Drive with a pit bull on the back seat, or
your ex on the back seat that you were going
to say it's pit bull? A pit bull on your

(02:25):
back seat rather than your ex. Well, it's like this,
what don't say it? You better not say he's gonna
say it. You know.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
He's ready the same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hey, you knew he was, all right? Would you rather
skydive for one million dollars or do a residency on
a cruise ship for five hundred thousand dollars for half
a mill.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
A plane with that meal, I'm not surely ship for
a year.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Half a mill. Have you seen what's been having on
these cruise ships. All right, we run out of the plane.
Give me that million, that's of which you rather. Yeah,
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