Would You Rather - 09.17.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now to play around it. Would you rather?
Would you rather if you're tailgating? Would you rather hot
dogs and burgers or a huge charcuterie board? Which what.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Arc?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah? Hotel?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
He will If I have to text that to somebody,
They're not gonna want to eat it.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's just some meat and cheese and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, well, I've never been able to spell it. I
don't really eat that like spell.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I think it would be cute. We Would you rather
have cheese and salami, wine and fruit?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Game. The visiting team ain't going respect us.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
They got chacooterie bolls.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
There gonna respect It's all right. Would you rather have
corns on your baby toes or flabby skin on your neck?
Corns on your baby toes or flabby skin on your neck?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I need my neck? Y'all really doing this with me?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I should get these coins off, though, Lord Father, God
help me. I done had them on both feet at
the same time. Back when I used to wear the morigators.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hard hard hat.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, I used to pait in the hotel lobby and
take my shoes off, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
For two million dollars, listen carefully? For two million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I can tell you right now, Junie, you're gonna do it,
Cala gonna do it, and Monica gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Ahead two million dollars. Would you rather eat twenty boiled
roaches or or kiss your ex dead in the mouth?
With either one?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
To me, don't you don't? I'm going what. I ain't
eating roaches, but I'm gonna kiss say in the mouth.
For two men, I'm gonna kiss, I'm gonna kill.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I ain't doing no no roaches?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can I say?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Not? What? Karla? Both for four million? I can't get
the roaches down? Whatever? To me, Steve, you haven't answered
for two million? Two million is two million. He ain't
doing nothing. You don't leave a house sometimes? To me,

(02:42):
he don't lead a twenty million, twenty million, I leave
my house two million.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know who the here y'all think you No,
I'm out the front door right now where we're going,
especially for an appearance? All right?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So would you kiss your ex in the mouth? Or
would you eat twenty boiled roaches? Which one? Yah?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
We got some bobecue sauce and some choccoling.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's today's round. Would you rather, guys coming up.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I am, I am so burnt. Some branch coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's our last break of the day and we'll close
down the market with the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.