Would You Rather - 09.25.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now, guys, for a round of would
you rather Would you rather find out that your wife's
best friend is your soulmate? Or would you rather find
out your wife is your best friend soulmate? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh? Him? I got some neo going on?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Up?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And then?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now what's going on here? Your best friend is your
soulmate or your wife is your best friend soulmate? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
My best friend?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
My best friend?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Let me tell me my wife's soulmate.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Tyrone was named tyrone?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, let me tell me my soulmate is shap I
can't stand shape?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Why does?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Why is nobody like their wife's best friend?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Could they tell the truth? Tell them?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Because she tried to break us up in the first place,
That's why.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, all right? Would you rather give up watching football
on Sunday? Listen carefully. You don't want to give up
watching football on Sundays? Or would you rather give up
having sex for the next month.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'm still not watching football. I'm not giving up football
on Sunday. I would get sex.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No way. We had last month. Yeah we did. We
don't even nothing you.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Really did that was a horrible one. You didn't threaten
us with nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Want football.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Dum don't don't we finn to watch this football?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Six? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Old Sundays on Sundays?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Would you rather eat s'mores or caramel apples for the
next thirty days?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh? Thems. That's a lot of sugar, man, that's a
lot of sugar. All that died in that caramel?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's a little yeah, I love those. If you do that,
you didn't get enough.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm gonna go to give us because that's the only
thing healthy to address.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm gonna as well, I know, all right? Would you
rather carve out of Would you rather carve a pumpkin
and clean out the pumpkin guts? Or would you rather
break the leaves from five front yards? Which one?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Give me that pumpkin? Pump so clean for you everything
twenty minutes?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yes, pumpkin gut, It's okay, all right? Would you rather
not talk to your best friend again? Or would you
rather not talk to your favorite uncle?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Give me be please?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You rather know family.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Food?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You're not talking to your favorite uncle Junior.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
If you met him, you wouldn't talk to him either.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
What's wrong?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I got to talk to my uncle.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
He paid me.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well that you.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do? You want to talk to your favorite uncle Junior. Okay,
all right, pumpkin seeds or flower seeds or sunflower seeds.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sunflower slower seeds.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't know, sunflower seeds.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Pumpkin seed.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
All right, thank you guys. That's today's rounded. Would you
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