Would You Rather - 09.26.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for a round. I
would you rather would you rather think about this? Would
you rather be chased by a bear or a cougar? Be?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Man, a cougar real cool? Yeah, they're fast. Now they
might get a cougar going. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, listen to me. Bears run forty five forty miles
an hour. You're not getting away with either one. What
are y'all crazy?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you really thought the bear was slower? A bear
run around an hour?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I didn't know what you cougar about? What's it's gonna
catch you? First?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Listen to me? Bath? Did y'all see revenue? If it
is that they make a movie by a bear they've
never seen to make movie about no cougar.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We can't whoop. We can't whoop either one of them.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, you can't do nothing with that bear. Nothing nine
be tall when he's standing up, he's just cougar something. Man,
I'm gonna get up with that never seen nobody who
a bag. I'm taking the cougar. Y'all don't understand. I
gounna take that cat his brown.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I can't believe he s.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I can't believe Revenue. I watched it twice told his
off all through his clothes, and the bear arnery. He
double background on his and he give me that cougar.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Let me deal with it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
It is the cougar for you, all right, definitely, all
right now, point listen to me.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Don't y'all do that.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm from the country. Do not do that because that
bear can get up in the tree and everything. He
hal man that bad bad honor me.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, all right, cooger cougar all around?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably once every day or get
the hiccups for fifteen minutes a day? Sneeze uncontrollably once
a day, for fifteen minutes a day.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
How long?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
How long I'm sneezing once the day? Yeah, but uncontrollably sneezing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
But how long do it last? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, once a day, uncontrollably. When it's done, it's done.
If it's once a day, a sound control. Would you
rather what would you rather do? Just answer it. I'd
rather sneeze, that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
If I sneeze one time, I just want to sneeze
one time. Come out of nowhere or here from controllably? Yeah,
hit up on three days at a time.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
All right, that's today's Crazy Round. Would you rather you're
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