Would You Rather

5 toddlers to the beach or Six Flags Magic Mountain, linen suit commando or dress shoes and tube socks and face turn red or blink real fast when aroused.  1 long session a week or a quickie twice a week. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time. Guys. Would you rather take five toddlers
to the beach or would you rather take them to
six Flags Beach? Beach? The beach? Yeah, yeah, the no
nothing ride off then people? No, all them games and
different food boosts. No bathroom, No, you' all going the

(00:22):
bathroom at the same time. Let's walk out in the water, baby,
let's walk on back. Don't worry about it now, we're
gonna take them five dollars to the beach. The come on,
come on, we going to go to this park though,

(00:44):
whole hands. Watch people, which would you rather wear a
linen suit without underwear or would you rather wear dress suits,
dress shoes with tube socks? Linen suits, no underwear, dress shoes.
To give me the Lennen suit, lenen and no draws.
I'm gonna try, man, I'm gonna put you damn tube

(01:09):
socks on, right? Why lenen? Uh huh Lenen? Yeah, it
gets rinkle fast. Ain't thick enough, ain't enough support? You know?

(01:31):
Hell all right? Would you rather your face turns red
fire red when you're aroused or would you rather your
eyes blink real fast when you're mine? Blink fast anyway?
Mine blink immediately when I'm arrived. You think I'm trying
to give you a signal? Yeah? What about you, Junior? Yeah,

(01:55):
I'm gonna go with Blink real fast. I don't want
to be read. I can't. It's hard to get rid
of my I can't Steve. I'm just gonna take the
red face. I'm not gonna be syn. Everyone don't know.
You don't think I got to rid all right? All right?
Would you rather make love for hours? Make love for

(02:17):
hours once a week, or a quickie twice a week?
Make love for hours just once a week? Or have
a quickie two times a week? Yeah? Come on, you're
not a robot. I do that one hour once a week. Yeah. Yeah,

(02:38):
some pressure, Yeah, you can do moves, you try things,
you know you you know, you take a drink, you
know what I mean. There's some water for hours? Two quickies?
Now him? All right, we gotta go. That's today's round.
I would you rather coming up next at forty nine

(03:00):
minutes after it's our last break of the day, and
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