Would You Rather - 10.08.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather listen to this comedians? Would you rather
get a standing ovation from a very small crowd, or
would you rather get a mediocre reaction from a large audience?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey give you the state at oh were passing them standing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, that was easy, hump.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Would you rather never be able to laugh again or
never be able to cry again?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey? Take this crime here? I'm crying enough?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, show yeah, I really ought to be just down
to just dust by now all right?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Would you rather start in a long running sitcom? Or
would you rather only one blockbuster movie blockbuster movie? Start
in a long running sitcom or an only one blockbuster
movie long running sitcom?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's that's that's overheard. If you want finances, you're getting
that long run.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's sick call, okay. As opposed to one block buster movie, you.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Used to make all that much money.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, don't in the block buster movie because you get
one block buster chick.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Would you rather eat a pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Enter a pumpkin carving contest or a pumpkin pie eating contest?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You want to carve the pie.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Eat that pump that's called I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Eating that punk you don't like pumpkin pie.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, I don't. I ain't never had no punkin pie.
I've had it. I don't like it because I like
sweet potato pie. And I'm not gonna judge that. Well.
I'm not gonna do that to the sweet potato I'm
not going to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I tell you, I tell you one of the most
shocking things you'll ever experience in your life. What what
to bite into a slice of sweet potato pie and
find out that it's really punking, Pa, that's not the

(02:11):
same you be looking around. I remember, man, my first
Thanksgiving away from home. I was performing in West Palm Beach, Florida,
my first Thanksgiving ever away from home in my life,
never being at my mama's house for Thanksgiving. And when
I got through performing Its Palm Beach, I walked to

(02:32):
a Denny's so I could have a Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
They had a big turkey dressing special.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's when I discovered, really, really how white people make Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
They had turkey but everything else.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
First of all, the dressing was stove top, had apples
in it, The gravy was light. The whimper haters was
in an ice cream ladle They just gave you one PLoP.
It was perfectly circled and it came with a slice
of punkin pie.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hurry up.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I cried the whole time I was in GI just
tears running down.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.