Would You Rather - 10.17.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather be cross eyed? Or would you rather
have a pointy bald head?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Which one I got to see straight, y'all? Bald head?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Maybe give me a lot of hats. Man, I'm gonna
have to do it like that, he little pointy ball head.
I'm just gonna be cock eyed. Just keep the head moving, cross.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Eide, cross eyed, cock eye say anything? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Would you rather forget your jokes on stage or get
heckled the entire time?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, get heckle, no, get he bring
that heckler. If that's what you want, I got something
for you. You want to be in the show, You
got no fu? Okay, Well I can't be up there
for getting jokes though.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That day not an option, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I think that is such a skill that you guys have,
that you remember all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's outstanding.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah. I just think it's.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It's well, the alternative is not remembering it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Because now what is we out here for? Exactly? We
got a problem we got with the audience. Man, I'm
about to tell y'all something.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
What was that The three dudes walk in the bar?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
These three dudes walk in the bar. Black dude, Chinese dude,
and the white dude and the white dude.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm saying it was a black dude. I said that, right, Okay,
Chinese dudes in there and.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, Hey, what's going on? What else going on.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
In there?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Boy? They was in that bar. I don't know what
they were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's when you start picking on people in the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
How to wear you like the wing? The wings?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Good? All right? Got it? Guys? All right? Would you
rather be a contestant on Jeopardy or would you rather
do an episode of wild'n out?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I got the wild out. I can't answer question. No,
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm gonna be on Jeopardy now him, man, because they
gonna tag you apart on wilding Out. They have no mercy.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Man's no filter at all. Business man. I can't do it.
And now they got old school versus new school. Wicked, This, Wicked,
watched this the other night, Wild and wild and wild?
All right? Wild?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Would you rather have heartburn for three days? Heartburn for
three days? Or would you rather have coffee with your ex?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You can burn my heart and set it on file
to Tom Tom, Tom, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like there some flower seeds I ain't laying to your Yeah,
there's no way I.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Can't harbour for three days.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Our life still in effectively?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show