Would You Rather - 10.21.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for a roundup. Would
you rather would you rather be with someone who is
outstanding in bed but you all argue all the time,
or would you rather have decent sex and you and
your partner get along just fine?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Both? See?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
How long is this happening? I get I just take no.
I just wanted to be decent and get it along
all the time, because you're gonna be having to get
along way more time than you having sex. I'm telling
you that right now.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And you don't like to argue.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Huh, yeah, you can get used to some regular sex
if that's gonna be it.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
That one that.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
If you ask me, you're taking your shirt off. I'm
good with that.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
You get on my nerves, but I should brow nicks.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Would you rather only be able to have sex in
public faces or be limited to having sex in your
pantry at home? Both in the pantry in the pantry
or outside in the public both.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I mean, we still don't.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You got to pick one.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
I'm gonna get in that pantry, We're gonna move around,
and then we're gonna have food. Gotta your face press
up against their bread. We're gonna get in that. Them
kids gonna make their sandwiches. See their whole mama face
on them. Slap me with the rubbing noodles, chicken or shrimp,
Just shut.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Noodles. So in the pantry, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
How big is your pantry? Dog's pretty big dog? Just
slap me. Just take this this campbell soup and knock
me out, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Would you rather meet a ghost or would you rather
meet an alien?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Would I rather meet a ghost or meet an alien?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Which one?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Ain't that the same thing?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
No, now I'd rather meet the alien because they gonna
go back that ghost he coming through their wall tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Especially on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Right. I want to meet the alien and hopefully leave
with the alien because I've had it with Earth.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm so tired of Earth.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Would you rather spend the night in the forest or
would you rather sleep twelve hours in a haunted house?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Ye're gonna be outside in their forest, cats, I have
no heart attack all night long?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Would you rather only hear thriller or my mind playing
tricks on me every day until a Halloween?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Mine playing trick? Ghetto boys?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh that's ghetto.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Boy, ghetto boy, ghetto boy.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
That was the jam right there.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, that's today's round.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Would you rather coming up forty minutes after?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh man, holdie, mind playing tricks on me.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
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