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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather wear a fake beard? Or would you
rather wear a wig with corn rows?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Interesting. A lot of men are wearing those wigs now with.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna come to work one
day here full of corn rolls.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Please do it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Sure that a lot of men aware.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You see our Graham all the time?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You see it?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Remember a while ago, Tommy sent us a group shot
of men having getting wigsby scrolling past it. Let me, yeah,
you need to stop. It looks real. It looks so real.
I need to stop. All right? Did we get an answer?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I better take the coin rolls?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Uh something, just to keep the peace in your take
something right now?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Would you rather use hot?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Hell? You wasn't in this conversation just talking to me
and Tommy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Would you rather use magic shave or shave your dry face?
Old magic?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Ain't with that magic? I can't tell you magic with
that magic?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I can't. Man, you got to air your house out
there smell like you're in there cooking mutton?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Would you rather have dry lips or crusty feet? I'll
answer for you, Steve krusty feet, So.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I gotta work with these lips. We got to have
these lip working crusty. Yeah, you gotta put a lot
of socks on though, some stuff in.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was going out the house one one day for school,
and my mama said, come here, because your lips look
like two do nuts. Come in. Yeah, everyone, that's what
this little boy said at school does the day. What
you're not finna do is insult me as your child.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But you draw the line.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You're not fitting that crack on me like you we
out on the streets somewhere. But what you don't want
is for me to come back.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You could come back, but it would be your last
day on job, the.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Last day on earth. Nobody could have heard me talk
back to my mama, not her, my brothers, sisters, or daddy.
It just wasn't allowed in my family, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Would you rather be called the N word by your
male friends or the B word.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Word, the N word by my male friends. By I
ain't gonna call me no B always in word, ian
word all day.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Long, okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Would you rather my boys come to the rich?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You can't count the word?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next, It
is our last break of the day, and we'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.