Would You Rather - 10.31.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather sleep in a casket or would you
rather sleep in a cave full of bats that cask?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because I'm camp kills out there. I'm gonna beat myself
half to death. The bats gonna come out of that
night and then they gotta come back in the morning.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Now pretty bad this?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah? Okay? Would you rather have your car get in.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
That cask and to sleep on my side? Though I'm
not fiding.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You're play on your back.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I'm gonna lay on your side.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Would you rather have your your car egged or have
your entire yard toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know how they do that? Your car egged or
your yard toilet paper?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
The car? Oh my car? Wait a minute, egg yet,
the egg ain't gonna hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm gonna egg this cople the paper in my yard man,
all beginning the trees, and.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'll be trying to get toilet out there now all right?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Would you rather hang out with a vampire or hang
out with a werewolf?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Which one I guess I'm gonna hang out with the vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Why did this.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Trying to me?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Why at?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Is that what it is? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why not? Hang out with the were wolf? What's wrong
with the were wolfstad.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Looks sound like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Both of them will bite you can bite you, that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
But I can whoop the dragon. I can whoop dragon.
You're gonna catch hell with it if we knock his
team back.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh, drack you you can knock Dracula.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, fight drackly. He just regular person.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
But they have superhuman strength, don't they? Vampires?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
What you're going to use I haven't talked to a
Dracula in a long time.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Garlic garlic empire? All right? Would you rather be lost
in a graveyard or in a dark forest.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Graveyard? I can see the street from the graveyard.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I be lost in that graveyard. You can get
out of that. You lost in that forest? You fig
do some days?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, that's pretty scary.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would you sing a vampires?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Been lost in the cemetery looking for people's tombstone at night?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Not a night though, No, not a night?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh okay, yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I lost. I went to see my boy one time,
got lost. I just went on home.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You left him there. That's today's round. Would you rather
coming back?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We'll have our last break of the day and We'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
This is Kim Whitley. This is Anthony Anderson.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
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