Would You Rather - 11.03.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for a round? It would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather live on the street by yourself or
have lots of friendly neighbors?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Which one live on the street by myself?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you want to have friendly neighbors.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Come over, want to talk and all this?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, have dinner with you, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
I don't like stopping by my house ringing their bill.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
No neighbors.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hey, like nobody what you're doing? It ain't called.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
As soon as my garage don't open?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
He right there?

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Hey, how's it going today?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Can ask you a question? Hey? Are you coming in?
H I ain't meeting today?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What all right?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Would you rather your car only goes in reverse? Or
would you rather your windows won't roll up? Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You gotta be a roll? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Steve? Didn't you say you had a friend who's car
only went in reverse when you were young?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, I had a partner's card. It wouldn't go wouldn't
go in reverse.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, it wouldn't go and reverse, so he could never
back up.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I had before it all the time. I had a
lot of problems. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Only made left to her, didn't make no other turn.
You had to take the scene just miss the light
and we're gonna misclass. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, moving on. Would you rather have a very long
neck or would you rather have a very short neck?
Now that's simple.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, I don't want nothing shorty. Okay, Sean's gonna get
you in a well of trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I don't want a long neck, sir, I'm trying destroyed neck.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Would you rather have wide hips and thighs or would
you rather have broad shoulders?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Man a man with hips? There are men with hips
hips with.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, Steve, No, I got the shoulders. I'm just going
ughing do no hips?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
They're talking about that meat that's on the side of
your where your pockets?

Speaker 7 (02:20):
That yeah, exactly, Hell no, women don't usually like men
with hips.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Already got a little stomach last thing. I needed some hips,
little so little.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Today's round it would you rather coming up next?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.