Would You Rather - 11.20.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for a round. Would you rather, guys, would you
rather be shipwrecked on a desert island or would you
rather be stuck in space for a year by yourself?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm I'm on that island.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm you're gilling.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sending up smoke signals, drawing in the sand, eating banana.
I'ma be out there fishing. I'm gonna catch some fish.
I'm gonna eat Tommy might be all right though.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
A whole year by yourself, heedlessness, all of that.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm a nice planet to kick it on it. You
ain't got a chance on nobody driving by seeing you
up there, at least on this island? So bad?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? All right? Would you rather sleep for a whole
year or not sleep at all for a whole year?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, I'm doing the sucon one.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
A ready?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, sleep? You ain't sleep? You cold?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I can't sleep? No? Hold?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh yeah no, I'm stay up and it'll be hard
to talk to though you are to talk to now.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You need some rest, all right? Would you rather have
terribly chapped lips? Yeah? Or scratch a constant it? She knows? Yeah,
I suggest that for you? What were the scratch? You
took a minute to get that out. I suggest that

(01:41):
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No way in the world the lips severely chap.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know, steep all right every time?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Would you rather have sif your lips look like the sidewalk?
Why are you talking like this, my mama? Oh, get
some chapstick bacon grease on your lipsfore and look for
they look like the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Dang concrete. Would you rather have to eat every meal
with thirty people or eat every meal alone for the
next six months?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Say what?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Eat? What? Would you rather have to eat every meal
with thirty people or eat every meal alone for the
next six months?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
By by myself? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Talk by myself, by myself.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, because we.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Don't know who in the thirty who is on the
thirty people? Why am I eating with them? You're gonna
have that many over your house for Thanksgiving? But I
know them and they leave it. That day. We didn't
say thirty strangers.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We said thirty. Uh huh, I'm not gonna eat with them.
Saying thirty them thirty, be ready for them to go
in for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That far Tom, why are you having them over? You
go kick him out.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So they can tell him how good he make a turkey.
That's all this is.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah, that's what it is for you sure can't
fry a turkey. All right, guys, that's today's round of
would you Rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes after
it is our last break of the day, and we'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.