Would You Rather - 12.10.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it would you rather?
Would you rather a white, snowy Christmas? Or would you
rather a Christmas on a tropical beach? Nice?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I've had them both. I've had them both, And which
do you prefer? Would you rather? When I was in Cleveland,
I always wanted it to snow. Yeah, white Christmas? Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah so pretty.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
That was important to me as a child. Now now
they can have all that.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Interested in snow at all?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I grew up with it too, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Would you rather eat everything at an office pot? Look, meal?
Or eat lunch with your ex? Everything at the office.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you said that's a pot look is nasty?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I can't eat everybody's cookie.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I can't eat but hut at all? Okay, so have
to I really feed her that pot? Look, I really
feed her. That is not an option.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's funny though, adding to it, I'm going to the pot. Look,
I ain't full with her. Think about the office. We
got to worry about you cooking shure with the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Man, I'm gonna take you to lunch. We cannot sit
at the same table.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I like that. I like that, but well, what else
I'm gonna take you lunch. I'm gonna pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're not eating with her?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, no, no, you said go to lunch. I'm gonna
take you to lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Eat lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm gonna put you.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
At a table and your table has to be facing
the corner.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
And that's it. Now I pay for that, shi Jor
I'm going to the pot. Look, I'm just gonna have
to do it. I'm in apart. I'm taking my shots
with the department. I'm gonna take I'm gonna be in
that pot. Look like, so this is this is you
will be taking?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, Keith, all right, no, sir, that's not that's the
potato salt.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Would you rather soul food for Christmas dinner or barbecue
for Christmas Dinner?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Soul food? Soul food, soul food? Yeah, loving you like
food to my soul?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, all right, work in the mall? Would you rather
work in the mall dressed as Santa or dressed as
one of Santa's elves?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, here we go, we know im No, no, no, no, no, no,
get hair remember my hair?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
So hey so no Tommy and Junior so but a
little curl up. No, ain't needing money. Y'all big enough
to be Santa, so I don't want I don't want
to be Sana anyway, but I don't want to pay.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, what color ELF uniform do you want?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yellow?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, because I'm finishing.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
STA because y'all just go be sitting there, because if
I put that ELF outfit on, I'm gonna be looking.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like Will Ferrell.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sanna. I Know Him.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Is a great movie.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
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