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December 20, 2024 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?
Would you rather ski down a snow capped mountain or
surf in the Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Down down that mountain, selling down that mountain. We don't
tell you about this water shirt.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
No, you maybe change your mind because you're you're on
a snow capped mountain.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That mountain, I'm gonna fall and recover that falling water.
That's drowning sharp too much? All right?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Three hands, I'm gonna need that.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Three heads.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I ain't gonna have nobody staying at me all day
because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother. Eyes.
Don't had them three hands, I'm gonna put one on
them in my pocket. Three eyes, Yeah, we're not gonna
have them three eyes setting up in here. Man, that's
just crazy. You ain't gonna be able to get no play.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
A geniously, what's wrong in the glasses I got to
get with these three eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's just too much?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, okay? Would you rather have sex continuously for one
hour or always get it done in two minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm doing that now, okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a
many continuously for one hour. Always get it done in
two minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
One in four. I was cold with that hour and
today minutes two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Get me gone on by my bell.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm not gonna worry you like that. I'm not gonna
We're not gonna do it. You ain't got no man.
We get this done in a commercial.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Back, so I rid of too much to do?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
You got too much to do, U Harvey.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
H No, I'm the one hour dude. I ain't got
no time. I mean two minutes ain't gonna work. Okay,
now you gotta you get now, you got somebody aggravated
with your ass constant. Now you just roll down. You
know it's playing minutes into gass. Yeah I know. But

(02:36):
see it's the way that you can. You can pace yourself,
see y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you don't know.
You ain't just you ain't got to have the same
motion for an hour though there's other things you can
be doing. You can work it now, yeah, flow win

(03:03):
looking at the I'm still looking at the clock. I'll
be damn stayed there.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
But easy, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Good morning, this is your boy and if you tell me,
have a happy and safe holiday season, Happy New Year
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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