Would You Rather - 1.2.26

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a rounded.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Would you rather? Would you rather, guys, would you rather
have a driver with very bad breath? Or would you
rather your driver drive like a maniac?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Well, which you're wearing masks, so I just take the
drive with the band were still wearing. Yeah, I don't
want to drive killed me. No, we donna giro. We're
gonna let that window down, though. You're gonna have to
let that window down.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Brad with a dude breath. So Brad, it was coming
through the the divide, man, close up the little money tray.
I was. I was looking for duct tape. I was
trying to seal the cracks if I had some conking,

(00:48):
I just I was looking for that. I had took
my jacket off and packed it in the crack between
the sea. I was trying to shut off all I
was sitting back there, man, I ain't have on nothing
but my drawers. I took all my clothes and packed
it in cracks, just trying to stop this. What is

(01:10):
she doing up there? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Would you rather? Would you rather curse really loud when
you see a beautiful woman, or would you rather cry
softly when you saw a beautiful woman?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Which both of them on sight.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I've done both.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, you've all done both, right there? All of that? Yeah,
then I've done yeah that whimpering? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Man? You ever met a real fine Cheecken walked up
to her and tried to say, I'm doing and she said,
excuse me, you're not my type.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
WHOA, Yeah, the lady who says I don't like your feature, Rember.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Lady told me she said, I can't go with you
to the junior prom because I don't like your facial feature.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Your facial feature.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's nineteen seventy one, and they really came out with
plansic surgery right now. God, thing I can do about
this right now? Nor, I haven't heard a boat out yet,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
All right? Last one?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Would you rather a totally silent sex partner? Or would
you rather one that talks the whole time? The entire time?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah? You can be quiet. You ain't Gota said, Yeah,
you ain't got to give me no notifications or nothing.
I'm fine. I know what I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Neither one of them, Yeah, neither one of them bother me.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm trying to get a rhythm going here. What is
all this instruction book. No, I want to do this now.
I want you to do this.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey, and my
New Year's resolutions are the same as they've been all
year long, ain't your business? Happy New Year y'all from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself.
A lot of haters out there, don't let them shake
your baby.