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December 31, 2025 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather have sex while blindfolded or have sex
wild handcuffed?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, here's no way I'm getting handcuffed.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Heim.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I could closed my eyes a lot of time anyway,
that bother you.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
That's normal, nephew, because I need to see what I'm
dealing with. I can't just I don't want no Yeah,
I got to see what I'm talking about. I don't
want no surprise.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
But you're just gonna be looking though you can't touch.
Come cool, at least I can see it. Though I
can see it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I got doing to stop certain things, but.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm gonna be off right, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Would you rather a screaming lady as your ringer or
belching sounds as your ringer on your screaming lady or
belching sounds?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I better go with be because I'm married. Yes you are.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
You're going to go with the belcher because, yeah, I
don't want nobody holland when you call me.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I thought I wanted to be real front.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Just wanted to holler because I'm black. What I'm going
with be because I'm black.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, you don't want to go to.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
This white lady, hollering time.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
He has a hostage, I swear got.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Would you rather accidentally text a new picture to someone?
Or would you rather butt dial someone during sex?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
But you can't pull that picture back. Let's just do that.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
See if you stay on the phone, if you hear me,
it's something wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You could have been hung up. Good point, j right, Junior?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That hard.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, you can't have that picture? Get out there? Like
all right?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Would you rather talk like Shack or talk like Charles Barkley?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Good?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Both of man Shack just the way he talked.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm going with Shack. It's smooth. I think I'm walking
too high for me. I can't reach you.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, I know, but but Charles don't be he says
something crazy, you know, you know first for the poem.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
See what you're missing?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
All that right there? But Shack be deep. But you
don't have to worry about I mean, I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It right now.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
What are they saying?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Either one of them.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Rich?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
So that it? Shaq got a lot of it. I
will go with Shack Ridge though.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
That's you.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
All right? That's today's roundup? Would you rather good morning?
This is your man?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Steve Harby Tims The season for love, peace, happiness, and
so happy Holidays, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, I wrote that myself
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