Would You Rather

Be poor and have a peaceful life or be rich and have a life full of drama?  Get into a fist fight with a stronger, taller person or fall down a flight of stairs?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather be poor and have a peaceful life,
or would you rather be rich and have a life
full of drama?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bring all that dawn?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That is your life? Steve, right, you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Don't understand the question? Yeah, what you mean? Would you
that's what it is? What it is we're talking about.
Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It is?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Would you rather get into a fist fight with a
really stronger and taller person or just fall down a
flight of stairs?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
What do you want to fight?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Will fight your tall ass. I don't care how.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Much we're over that, no more fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You rather came from, But I will fight your tall ass.
I'm not going down no flight of step. You know,
I'm y'all know.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
We're gonna be every jolly green giant y'all put in
front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't care. I stand there. Whatever. You gonna be exhausted,
You're gonna be worked up. He would be fighting children.
I'm fighting everything. Come at me.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, let's gonna get on the at least you ain't
gonna be on the playground getting choked out kind of
can with a child?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Would you rather pull up all of your fingernails, or
would you rather pull up kind of your teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I'm gonna go with the fingernails. I just keep
my hand in my pocket. That's all I keep my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm gonna lay them out on the table, talking what
I do where I came to it, pull out.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Would you rather have a sexy love making session in
a hot tub or would you rather do it under
a waterfall?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Constantly coming back? Okay, so that water cold? Now, you
ain't gonna be the man you think. You all say
cold water here, I'm gonna tell you that right now,
you get the money in that cold water, you ain't
gonna be doing a whole lot of nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, you got to wait a while. Yeah, I'm gonna
take that hot tub. We ain't gonna be in there alone. Now,
it's gonna be about three minutes. We ain't gonna be there.
List the two of you, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Would you rather be rich and buy yourself alone, no
other people? Or would you rather be poor and find
true love?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I've already done. I've already done that.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I won't eh rich and alone?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Rich and alone?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You mean you mean rich and no people around you
at all? Yeah, total solitudes, no human context. No oh no,
I will be pope and in love and get on
back to Still.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
It always crime day around it would you rather? Guys
coming up at forty nine minutes after it's our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this,
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.