Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather have sex before you bathe or sex
before you brush your teeth?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:09):
No, huh, you can't do nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I lie, I like it either way.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
You just you just be up in the young mouth
like that, all right?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
You know you so damn you kill me if you
so damn proper boy, boy.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You so damn ask.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Dog, You ain't always got time to brush your damn teeth.
You just you little bogh.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, I can't stand in his assert You got a
little bit of money and all of a sudden, Oh
my god, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You kissing without brushing your teeth? Boy?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Would you rather give your wife unlimited spending power or
send flowers to an X?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I'm not sending an ex nothing. No, ain't saying and
she already got that, so hell.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Unlimited spending power to your wife?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
My wife, I've been trying to start over eighteen years.
It ain't worked. I don't have control over her spending
at all, dog zero, better not say nothing. Don't make
too big a deal about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Wiping and shopping begin, Yes, all right? Would you rather
be cross eyed or snagger tooth? Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh no, no, I gotta be snagger two. I got
to see straight.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I got.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Snagger.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Tooth is when teeth is missing?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ah right here? Yeah, you know in the front he
was a little member.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
No, hell no, I can't do that. I'm gonna be
cock eyed. I'm gonna just keep my head moving.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
You ain't gonna be able to read that teleprompt that
family too, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's why I don't read it. No damn way, hey don't.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I don't read it, no way, just do whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Would you rather be, Alix?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Would you rather a Netflix comedy special that tanks or
would you rather a successful TV career?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Well, well, seeing as how I've never had a Netflix
special of that tank man, I have a very successful
TV career.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'd rather be me.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
So that's a very successful TV career, all right, last
one and all my specials is good.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, let's be clear people, Let's be clear clear.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've never released a special or or stand up that
didn't get good reviews.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I've never done that. It amazes me, though, some.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
People release them and get bad reviews, and I thought
they was really supposed to be, you know, top notch
and all that. So you know, it's amazing. It's amazing. Though,
you know, if you writing jokes, you know soucts like
a lot of comedians, I think comedians should focus on
writing jokes and not doing you know, interviews.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, thanks, I got.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Nothing to do with that.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's today's round of would you Rather? Coming up next,
we'll have our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.