Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather? Guys?
Would you rather sleep on a pillow stuffed with garlic?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Or would you rather sleep on a pillow that's stuffed
with onions garlic?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm gonna go with either way.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I don't think we're gonna get no sleep, I really don't.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Would you rather it rain every day in the summer
or snow every day in the winter.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, let's have some summer, okay, all right? And rain
every day?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You ain't gonna understand, that's right, all right? Would you
rather eat only hamburgers a Memorial Day or baby back rib?
No size, just burger.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
The ribs. I'm going with the ribs with the baby backs.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
See, I know you're going with. We already know, no
slog none of you.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
And barbecue without put the burg on that?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right? Would you rather have a job.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Because, sureley, you don't barbecue, You grill and you don't
do nothing. And the burger you put on there is
the one you bought them five guys.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Just wanted to heat it up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
What's the difference between grilling and barbecue?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh, it's a difference.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Surely them be a grilling y'all in them make coin and.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yes, hot real reggie burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You know. And you know y'all out there grilling.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We ain't got time for that.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And we ain't got no room on the grill for
none of that barbecue people, ain't it ain't ain't. We
don't slabs flipping meat. We don't hear we we we
got slabs in here, would say, little mostly slabs in
here grilling items with coin.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
What have you ever had grilled corn on a cobbet?
It's so good?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
But I put that over there on the electric grill. Yeah,
all that go on electric grill. That ain't finnah, ain't
put no flavor in that. Put that mess over there.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
All right, We're moving on.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Would you rather have a job as a summer lifeguard
or teach forty first graders vacation Bible school at vacation
Bible School.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm gonna go teach them forty first graders at Bible school,
because I'm gona tell you right now, if you're out
there at that beach and I'm gonna do to your
asses eating, then no, no, Now, we ain't gonna learn
a whole lot about the Lord either. But at least
you can come back next Sunday. If you ain't no
my ass, run out in that water and get your help.
Help see acting like I don't hear you.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Headphones on, put your block.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Come out there and throw that little red thing out there.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
LL to it, but you're gonna teach the baby.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
The Lord.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Listen to me, all right, Coming up and thank you guys, coming.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Up a shot on.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
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the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
after did.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Jesus Ain't got no z in?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
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