Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for a round of
would you rather? Would you rather eat Chicago hot dogs
or Chicago deep dish pizza for a week?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hot dog for me?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I mean, I love, I love, I love both of them,
but that damn gonna pizza. Man. Now, I'm gonna have
to go on a deep body full cleans.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah you're on that now, right after Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, I'm on the cleans. But no, when I eat
that a week of deep dish, I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna have to start with an extreme animal good
you made, Okay, I'm talking about damn ne gonna have
to get the water hole absolutely with the naws alone

(00:57):
it walk a squeeze that handle and get forced. I
might have to use.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
A pressure washing, not a pressure washer.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
My hair water, hair water coming out of my nose.
I'm damn there, drowned.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's a crazy visual.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Would you rather? We're moving on because you're crazy? Would
you rather have sex in a helicopter be or sex
and a space shuttle?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I can't get in this space shoveling.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Waitless, you're just floating. You can float and do it. Yeah,
that's cool because I'm not going to make me. That's
too far not to be able to get back. But
I ain't gonna be able to do it in the helicopter.
There's no way I can do it in the helicopter.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, most she got nothing to do with the size.
I can't look out this window and see the damn
ground like this and expect to perform.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That can't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You're all the way out of the mood after you
see that.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm telling you right now, there's nothing in me that's
gonna be excited. Once I know I'm in the ass
and I can hear that blade uh.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Huh, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm going with the space booty space booty wave.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're not taking my ass up his space. And then
something happened I can't get back. We ain't finna do that.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Gravity.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I'm going to get in this helicopter and just have
the woman going, Oh, he wasn't about nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
To talk about you show, wasn't that?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Would you rather have long toenails or short baby teeth
which one little baby teeth or long toning?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
No, hell no, I'm gonna get them long ass toenails.
What I can't do is open up my mouth and
all of a sudden that my teeth look like corn.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm gonna go with the long tone, man, my bigger
o pickelets gog.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I got these big ass hips, open them on my
little bit ass teeth in there. Man, you I gotta
have teeth to get around these lips.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
All right, all right, thank you. That's today's round of
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