Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a rounded Would you rather?
Would you rather a head full of coarse hair? A
head full of coarse hair, or a back full of
silky fine hair? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's well, let's talk about one. Who's who's junior? Why? Why? Why?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you trying to?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hang on?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Me and Tommy? We don't let out so we can
go either way? Hang on? Well, well then I'm gonna
go with the uh full of course hair.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Then I just had of course hair.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
You're a head full of course hair? Yeah, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, no, no, it ain't that, it's it's the full
part I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what you stuck.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Because it is half a head you got working right now?
My head. That's not true.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
See people be seeing me like why why Steve be
talking about your headline?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And then see what you be?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, take your head off if you would, right now,
Just take your hand if you would, so we improve
a point. Okay, and the handset now not not keep
the handset off to No, no, you need a handst
off because that's.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What it had. Let me let me see you wonder. Okay,
stay right there. Let me ask you all something.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Let me ask you something before his the strap over
the top of his head said, Scott, do you see
any hell right now?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, come closer in the light. It is the light.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I told.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You it's there.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's not right there right, stay right there because we
do see hair. Now turnside with you.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's gone again. Lord, you gotta you gotta carry a
light with you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Where you go.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You gotta just carry a light hat. You got to
get you a flash light. This next question, I thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right, all right, I'm with you. Would you rather
a big corn on both of your baby toes, a
big old corn? Or would you rather a big bunion
on both your feet? Which ones we going? With? Corns
or bunions?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm gonna tell you damn well that corn.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've never had a bunion that corner of breaking. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I heard that tiny token where you're at though, I
heard it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's that's what a corn is.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
That that's what That's what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
He's a green, that's what it's doing.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I used to wear size eleven and a half more regators.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And boy, let me tell you something I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's when I don't know why I was by eleven
and half, when back then I was clearly our twelve.
And I don't know why I was doing that. I
just didn't know. I didn't know the growth pattern. I
bought a series of them at eleven and a half,
and Lord Jesus, let me tell you something had ever
been standing somewhere, Uh huh, and your knees buffle, you know,

(03:05):
just for no reason. So when I see women take
their shoes off, I could relate because I couldn't take
mine off.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I had to wear mine, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Last one? Would you rather be happily married, happily married
but broke, or would you rather be wealthy but with
your ex?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Ah, that's poll all over again. I'm not saying yeah,
send me up, shure, I'm married.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I'm not doing the XT day and I don't give
a damn what I could start over with Marjorie, me
and her, we could build it back up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm not going. I ain't doing the X thing. That's
how I am. All right.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Coming up next last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
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