Would You Rather

No legs or arms?  Walk barefoot in a public restroom or get food poisoning?  Save the world and die as a hero in the process or with no one knowing it was you?  Scream at each other or give each other the silent treatment? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now, guys for around them?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Would you rather have no legs or no arms?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Can you just take one apiece?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm not damn no no legs, no arms.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man, I got to have them. I got okay, I'm
gonna let you take them legs. I'm gonna have them all.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Come on, stee no legs, no arms, yea.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm gonna need them. Mom, I can't grab nothing, I
can't beat up there. At least you got arms. You
can go somewhere.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I can drive them all.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, you know you know how to be in wheelchairs
and stuff up. They pick it all like that. But
the catch is strong. Hey them dudes, way you out, man,
very wear you out. But I'm gonna just going with
I like what.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
The way I am.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm gonna pass.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
This was.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
And I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I'll
could just slumped down beat and fell out this damn chair.
I slide out on the floor, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom? Restroom?
Or would you rather get food poisoning?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I gonna take that food porson.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I good food poisoned before.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, let me gonna start throwing up because I'm not
walking barefoot in that public restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
German pol I'm throwing up either way. I just.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, but I got to blow torch the bottom of
my feet with my cigar lighter. Try to.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Your feet. He I need to cross the burning sands again.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I think we have three for food poisoning on that one.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
If you're keeping scores, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Would you rather save the world but die as a
hero in the process, or save the world but no
one knows?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man blank this world? What is you talking about? I'm
telling to save it and then die? Why would I
do that?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'd rather just be here and see where the hell
gonna have me, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I ain't never asked be no hero, No damn way.
I just want to be the survival, win it in die.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Last one, would you rather scream at each other? Or
would you rather give each other the silent treatment?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Give each other?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the silent treatment? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Really?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I take the side of the treatment because I want
you to be quiet anydamn one?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
All right, you're listening Morning Show