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July 5, 2024 2 mins

Have sex in hospital or a funeral?  Be financially satisfied or sexually?  Married to a compulsive liar or gambler?  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for would you rather, guys, here we go. Would
you rather have sex in a hospital? Have sex in
a hospital, or would you rather have sex at a
funeral hospital?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about
with act.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're talking to the start of the show. That's not
what I want.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, No, we're not all right, so it.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Doesn't matter where.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
In other words, all right, would you rather be financially
satisfied or sexually satisfied?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm gonna go with both of them. Yeah, I'm gonna
go with A, because if you A, you can get B. Right,
if you don't have.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What you're saying, you got a B, come be, come
leave that.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, you're gonna be already know you've been down there?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right, thank you lord. I've done B without the A,
and it ain't nothing but work and stress. I've been
B with no A. And I'm telling you right now,
you start looking for that ad you know her, or
you're gonna messager. I ain't gonna be able to do B.
Nob all this going, well, you want to go to dinner?

(01:24):
I thought we could just go on to the house.
I will be taken out.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to
a compulsive liar? Or would you rather be married to
a compulsive gambler?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
A gambler be lying though, Hey, you rather.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Be married to a compulsive liar?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You all? Yeah? Every damn watches him? Lot to me?
What happened? Lie to me? And watch what I do?
Would you go do us?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're just being a live topping contest who can give
the best?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I gotta go to the Steve. I gotta go to
the doctor today. What you gotta do?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go
down there too. Damn, we've got doctors deportments on the
same day. He say something to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
St you a delicious meal?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh baby, I already hated just that was really a lie.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
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